I'm Schultzzz. I'm a good musician, bad photographer, obsessive writer and all-around jerk.
Over the years I've made a lot of websites. It can get confusing.
Hence this page.
tokyo
damage report. (2002-now)
Japan photos and reports.Tokyo subcultures explained: fashion, fetish, punk, Engrish, visual, and so on. Plus, my tokyo tour guide! This is the site I still update all the time.
I TEACH YOU THE KANJI REAL GOOD (2007) -
a website for people who are learning japanese kanji. I am using my own teaching method - a mixture of chinese radicals and dick jokes - and i have also written a small dictionary of 1,500 kanjis to help you apply the method.
HOME
DESPOT-- older writing (1996 - 2004 - ish)
Not just rants. also, nightmares, pranks, sociology, and short stories. Learn about castration, dating tips, and complete instructions for VibroFries.
SAN FRANCISCO MARKET STREET FASHION (2008)
In a misguided attempt to comprehend the market street "look", I drew 58 portaits of street people in various states of deshabile.
warusaru
RECORDS - free mp3s. (2000-now)
Free downloads of my various bands: punk, prog, rap, rock. Gay pirate rap, slayer remixes, Japanese hardcore, and prog about trilobites.
TRAVEL
REPORTS- finland, norway, korea, japan . . .
If you want to know why Hawaiians can't drive and Norwegians can't give damn directions, go here.
cali damage - a blog. (2006)
Contains rants and bloggy stuff from 2006, when I briefly moved from Japan back to California. Also, this is where most of my links-to-cool-other-sites can be found, for some reason.
LEGACY
OF CUTEALITY - video. (2002)
A documentary of my old apartment slash hello kitty museum slash heavy metal torture chamber.
HENTAI
DICTIONARY - (2002-2004 ish)
How do you say "hammock fetish" in Japanese?
GANDALF-BALROG
MS-PAINT RAP BATTLE - (2005??)
Blame it on Moyce and sake.
SEARCH
terms- (2004?????)
amusing lists stuff people were searching for on Google, and were directed to my site. This is way better than anything I could write myself, I'm ashamed to admit!
CONTACT:
I write mostly satire, but I'm thrilled when someone takes it seriously enough to write and argue with me:
email - tokyodamage (at) mail.goo.ne.jp
if you are on my MIXI, let's be friends! My mixi ID number is 135514.