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about scandinavia
SO WHY DID I GO, ANYWAY!!??
It wås spring 2002. I wås very depressed,
ånd cøuldn't ståy in cåliførniå
å secønd lønger. Luckily I'd føund øut
åbøut twø metål festivåls in Scåndinåviå.
. . . øne wås the NURMI METÅLFEST åt the beginning
øf mårch, ånd the øther wås the INFERNØ
FESTIVÅL åt the end øf mårch. I went tø
Scåndinåviå tø meet the møst depressing
bånds ever, ånd see the grim ånd terrible envirønment
thåt prøduced Blåck Metål. I expected tø
suffer thrøugh sunless dåys, sitting freezing ånd åløne
øn å møønlit fjørd. But insteåd
I wøund up øn å snøwmøbile yelling Simpsøns
quøtåtiøns. Høw did this håppen??? Let
me stårt åt the beginning. . .
WHO I AM:
I'm Schultzzz. I do a lot of websites. For example:
TOKYO DAMAGE REPORT -- over 300 different reports about Tokyo subcultures, with pictures and everything. also, my tokyo tour guide!
HOME DESPOT -- absurd satire, rants, nightmares, pranks, and short stories.
CALI DAMAGE -- my current blog. Updated several times a week.
INEPT RECORDS -- free downloads of my bands.
TRAVEL REPORTS- finland, norway, korea, japan . . .