Comments on: a scene i would like to see at a nightclub. http://www.hellodamage.com/cali/2006/04/01/a-scene-i-would-like-to-see-at-a-nightclub/ カリフォニア報告ーー同じ奴、他の国。 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:32:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: schultzzzzzzz http://www.hellodamage.com/cali/2006/04/01/a-scene-i-would-like-to-see-at-a-nightclub/#comment-73 Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:08:17 +0000 http://www.hellodamage.com/cali/2006/04/01/a-scene-i-would-like-to-see-at-a-nightclub/#comment-73 anybody who can learn to supersize your fries can learn to be a dj, and they would all be better than every single dj i have ever seen. here is a good dj should do: put on AMERIKKKA'S MOST WANTED on track one and then leave the room for an hour. then come back and put on JAMES BROWN LIVE AT THE APPOLLO on repeat, leave the club, go to the bus stop, and go home. total work time: 1 hour and 10 seconds. total calories burned: 5. notice how there is no 300 dollars of records bought. i mean, saying djing is hard is like some blonde explaining how being a cheerleader is like totally hard. the only hard part is getting the job, and competing with the other 1,000 people that want to do it. anybody who can learn to supersize your fries can learn to be a dj, and they would all be better than every single dj i have ever seen.

here is a good dj should do: put on AMERIKKKA’S MOST WANTED on track one and then leave the room for an hour. then come back and put on JAMES BROWN LIVE AT THE APPOLLO on repeat, leave the club, go to the bus stop, and go home. total work time: 1 hour and 10 seconds. total calories burned: 5. notice how there is no 300 dollars of records bought.

i mean, saying djing is hard is like some blonde explaining how being a cheerleader is like totally hard. the only hard part is getting the job, and competing with the other 1,000 people that want to do it.

]]> by: yes my name is http://www.hellodamage.com/cali/2006/04/01/a-scene-i-would-like-to-see-at-a-nightclub/#comment-71 Sun, 09 Apr 2006 21:23:29 +0000 http://www.hellodamage.com/cali/2006/04/01/a-scene-i-would-like-to-see-at-a-nightclub/#comment-71 really you are paying the dj not to press play.. but to bring his collection of records which he probably spends 2-300 dollars a month on... and the experience to not sound bad. Bad as in knowing when to play the right song and not fucking up. really you are paying the dj not to press play.. but to bring his collection of records which he probably spends 2-300 dollars a month on… and the experience to not sound bad. Bad as in knowing when to play the right song and not fucking up.

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