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 Asian female looking for her her sugar daddy-29(palo alto)I’m looking for a fun guy who is financially stable, and  knows how to treat a girl right. I’m cute, sexy and fun. 

Lets have fun and live life in the fast lane together…

Send a pic.
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Dear “Asian female looking for her sugar daddy - 29 (palo alto)”

What?  Ain’t no 29 year old getting a sugar daddy.  I mean, maybe if she is Russian,  dating some Japanese businessman who doesn’t know any better.  But is that the case here? Nyet.

You said you are Asian. . . I bet you are from one of those Communist-kind-of-Asian countries that does not  really understand the concept of free markets and junk like that, because Google blocks your pro-democracy websites.  Eat a dick, Google.  Anyway, in capitalist western countries, rich men pay not just for sex, but for youth.

For instance, If  I want to get all crazy and buy some girl a BMW, I will date a 18 year old Mexican gangster girl, and wind up in the hospital. 

You, on the other hand,  are 29, so you can get your choice of :

1)  any 2 Slayer CDs
2)  free ticket into a gay disco with me, or
3)  3 dates where I pay for a burrito each time.  Salsa is on you.

However, if you have the tendency to . . .

a)  get dumb tattoos on your lower back
b)  talk about your ’stylist’ or your ‘acting coach’
c)  ask me a lot about where I get my piles and piles of money

 . . .  then maybe I will only buy you a Snickers or a beat-up old collection of Garfield comics that some homeless guy was selling by Safeway.  It’s up to you.

In return, I expect you to have some unusual hobbies or  surprising stories about family and friends.
Good stories, dancing, trying new shit, that kind of thing. 

>>Lets have fun and live life in the fast lane together…
>>Send a pic.

Send a pic??  Again, you are maybe a little unclear on the concept. 

If I was rich AND fine, why would I need to pay money for ladies to hang around me?   You are the one asking for free stuff, so YOU send a picture.  Maybe if I like it, I will send a picture of the huge, Vesuvius-sized piles of cash money that just spontaneously shoot out of ATMs every time I walk by.

Ok? OK. Glad that I could clear that up for you. 

S.

p.s.  . . . Shit, you should give me  a free date just for helping you with your game.

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 at 3:39 pm and is filed under Uncategorized, pranks. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

 Asian female looking for her her sugar daddy-29(palo alto)I’m looking for a fun guy who is financially stable, and  knows how to treat a girl right. I’m cute, sexy and fun. 

Lets have fun and live life in the fast lane together…

Send a pic.
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Dear “Asian female looking for her sugar daddy - 29 (palo alto)”

What?  Ain’t no 29 year old getting a sugar daddy.  I mean, maybe if she is Russian,  dating some Japanese businessman who doesn’t know any better.  But is that the case here? Nyet.

You said you are Asian. . . I bet you are from one of those Communist-kind-of-Asian countries that does not  really understand the concept of free markets and junk like that, because Google blocks your pro-democracy websites.  Eat a dick, Google.  Anyway, in capitalist western countries, rich men pay not just for sex, but for youth.

For instance, If  I want to get all crazy and buy some girl a BMW, I will date a 18 year old Mexican gangster girl, and wind up in the hospital. 

You, on the other hand,  are 29, so you can get your choice of :

1)  any 2 Slayer CDs
2)  free ticket into a gay disco with me, or
3)  3 dates where I pay for a burrito each time.  Salsa is on you.

However, if you have the tendency to . . .

a)  get dumb tattoos on your lower back
b)  talk about your ’stylist’ or your ‘acting coach’
c)  ask me a lot about where I get my piles and piles of money

 . . .  then maybe I will only buy you a Snickers or a beat-up old collection of Garfield comics that some homeless guy was selling by Safeway.  It’s up to you.

In return, I expect you to have some unusual hobbies or  surprising stories about family and friends.
Good stories, dancing, trying new shit, that kind of thing. 

>>Lets have fun and live life in the fast lane together…
>>Send a pic.

Send a pic??  Again, you are maybe a little unclear on the concept. 

If I was rich AND fine, why would I need to pay money for ladies to hang around me?   You are the one asking for free stuff, so YOU send a picture.  Maybe if I like it, I will send a picture of the huge, Vesuvius-sized piles of cash money that just spontaneously shoot out of ATMs every time I walk by.

Ok? OK. Glad that I could clear that up for you. 

S.

p.s.  . . . Shit, you should give me  a free date just for helping you with your game.

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 at 3:39 pm and is filed under Uncategorized, pranks. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.