the world we live in today
we live in a world, where there is an internet. and on the internet, people see a unique ad which corresponds to keywords in their ’search string’ or ‘email’ that they typed. For instance, if i search google for cars, some car ads will automatically pop up next to my search results.
how it works is, advertisers pay money to the website based on which keywords they want associated with their ad. there are bidding wars over popular words like ‘money’ or ’sex,’ whereas less obvious words such as ‘insalubrious’ or ‘chastity’ fetch lower ad prices.
thus it is, that we are living in a time where the following webpage is possible:
(it is an actual screen grab from a lyrics.com page . . .
. . . with accompanying advertisement.)
my first reaction was: oh, disgorge, you fucking sellouts!! take your cross-platform grindcore marketing paradigm elsewhere!
my second reaction was: so, which keyword was it that associated the “are you really in love?” ad with this song?
1) regurgitate?
2) entrails?
3) rotting rot? (or is that 2 keywords?)
anyway, what do YOU think? which keyword was it?
and, is disgorge REALLY in love? or do they say that to ALL the (dead, eviscerated) girls?
if you have a second, leave a comment and try to solve these vexing riddles.
April 6th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
I’m not sure if you ever did it on TDR, but you should write up a post about your top 10 favorite bands or some shit.
April 7th, 2006 at 5:56 am
That’s fucking hilarious. That’s the internet for you. Kind of like the infamous lolita cover on Amazon.com.
April 7th, 2006 at 11:23 am
bands are boring. here are my favorite 10 condiments:
1) dijon mustard
2) spanish olives with the pimento in
3) lowry’s garlic pepper
4) sun-dried tomatoes
5) tobasco
6) straight-up smooshed avocado
7) opeth
8) james brown
9) ice cube
10) burzum / balsamic vinegar
April 7th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Aw, that song is so romantic. Especially “Ripping-sodomize her”. You could at least wine and dine her first, Disgorge (USA)!
As for the top 10 condiments: how does James Brown taste on, say, lunch meat?
April 7th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
The last thing in the world I want to do after reading that, is take a “Love Quiz”.
April 8th, 2006 at 7:43 am
too bad you don’t have any of tony chachere’s spices on that list. i found a karaoke parlor in miyazaki (kyushu) that had angel of death… and i sang it… and nailed it… and scared the hell out of all the pop-loving japanese in the booth with me.
April 8th, 2006 at 7:55 am
That must be either by Cannibal Corpse, or some ICP wannabe juggalo or whatever. It’s gotta be.
April 8th, 2006 at 8:26 am
Flip Mode is the squidotch.
April 9th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Juggalos are horrible people and grindcore is always so funny to me. The lyrics always sound like they could be from some horrible Indyemo band but then you hear them play and it’s all over.
April 10th, 2006 at 8:51 am
Juggalos… Ugh. There are several groups around where I live that won’t go out without the makeup on… As for the keywords- I vote vaginal because most people searching that term are looking for porn and might need some real love. As for them really being in love, well, I don’t think so if she makes him puke.
April 14th, 2006 at 12:17 am
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