domain name contest
ok, so soon i will be moving this and all my other sites to a new server. who cares? well, you do. because why? i’ll tell you if you stop being so sarcastic. you care because new server means new domain name. as in, i have to pick one. my high tech friends assure me that the Key to Cyber Fame lies in ‘branding yourself’, and so i should do ’stevenschultz.com’ or ’schultz.net.’ while this might be practical, it is also lame. as in, an every-dude-who-works-at-a-bistro-and-is-trying-to-turn-his-or-her-community-college-theater-class-experience-into-famous-hollywood-acting-career-does-that, degree of lameness. (with the exception of the gorgeous and talented claybutler.com!)
Also, in my personal hell, vanity domain-name people are in a special circle, with people whose licence plates read ‘2KOOL4U’, people who wear sunglasses at night, guys who rap in order to sell sneakers, and guys who pose in their band photos with arms crossed, and one fist under the tattooed bicep, sneakily smooshing it from behind, to make themselves look more muscular. They will be punished by having Girls gone Wild go WHOOOOOOOooo directly into their eardrum for eternity. Other eardrum: Sting. First eardrum: whoooo.
Anyway. I need a new domain name. Fast. I don’t want to do “calidamage.com” because that name will not make any sense once i go back to tokyo. I need a domain name that makes sense (or nonsense) with ALL my sites, because they all will be hosted on the new server. and if you haven’t seen all of the sites, the links are on the right side there, up a bit.
I’ve already thought of, and been repulsed by,
shitopia.com
ineverheardthrillerevenasachild.org
screwflanders.net
opethopethopeth.net
seriouslyopethisfuckingamazing.net
mywaste.com
mailorderhusband.co.jp
yetanother.com
eskimosdontdothis.org
nudeshavedteens.psyche
gotkickedoutofjapanandalligotwasthislousy.com
okigotnothing.poo
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anyway, this is where YOU come in. and your friends. please send in your suggestions!!!!!
to view other folks’ suggestions, just click the comments button. this is how stuff works nowadays.
April 19th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
damagereport.org seems to be available.
tokyothrilla.whatev
whatyousay.whatev
mymilkshake.org
sirrantalot.com (or sirrant-a-lot.com, or whatever, shutup)
whoooo.com
ilovesting.org
2kool4u.com
April 19th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Man shitopia.com and eskimosdontdothis.org is a great domain name.
I suggest
orgasm.org
orgorg.org
comcom.com
greetings
April 19th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
funny you say that. i stole both from jonny, the moderator of ruthlessreviews.com
April 19th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
tokyodamagereport.com
metzitzah.com
yaritakunai.com
April 19th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
you like damage.
you like hello kitty.
why not combine your interests?
*hellodamage.com*
(or i guess any combo of damage/hello/kitty?)
April 19th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
also - you mentioned this was a *contest*? that means there’s a prize or some shit?
April 19th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Yeah i would go with damagereport.com
April 19th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
2legit2quit.com
or…
you could take any random Raymond Watts song title and have a pretty kick ass domain name.
serialkillerthriller.com?
April 19th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
singlefor11years.com (or .net)
singlefor11yearsandcounting.com
clever-ruse.com
thoughtvomitorium.net
criminallyinsane.org
slagheap.net
wedontharvestorgansfromdeathrowinmates.com
shamelessselfaggrandizement.biz (i think oprah already got that one)
these are all relatively wack but i hope they get your juices flowing.
April 19th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
How about something obscure?
www.concupiscence.com
I learned about this in catechism class, here’s the first couple of lines from it’s rather long entry in the catholic encyclopedia:
>>In its widest acceptation, concupiscence is any yearning of the soul for good; in its strict and specific acceptation, a desire of the lower appetite contrary to reason.
April 19th, 2006 at 9:07 pm
I think one of the Opeth ones.
Regarding your Ruthless piece ‘My World’ about how people are predictable etc, you might be interested in http://johnheard.blogspot.com/
This guy is a gay conservative Catholic, who opposes gay marriage!
April 19th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
i like damagereport.com. also depravedramblings.com
April 20th, 2006 at 5:07 am
assrocket.com,
and i like the hello kitty / tokyo damage idea too!
April 20th, 2006 at 7:35 am
You don’t write more of japan music events?
April 20th, 2006 at 7:35 am
somehow I think that the word Damaged has to be in the domain name so how’s about Damaged Lantern Sun
April 20th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
acidmotherdamage.com
damagecitydestroyer.com
bass4yourfacelondon.org
kingofkabukicho.cum
April 20th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
You could go with the naval theme …
Portschultz.com
USSDamagereport.com
or something ghettotech related because everyone likes ghettotech ..
assntitties.net
shakethatassbitch.com
fuckyouho.org
damagedhos.com
hitfromthebackintokyo.com
April 20th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
legacyofcuteality.com
punkbutts.org
superkancho.net
or anything with the words: cute, hello kitty, punk, metal, death, kancho, or hella.
April 20th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
How ’bout
www.HelloKittyNutted.com
April 21st, 2006 at 1:52 am
chuhi-rangers.net.
Lemon yellow, apple green, peach pink… and the mysterious lychee.
April 21st, 2006 at 1:55 am
To be honest, dunno why you need a new domain, just because you have a new server. Ain’t you heard of transferring? It’s more friendly for your existing visitors.. otherwise we’ll all get lost. Unless of course that’s what you want.
If i was you, I’d choose a domain that’s personal, and meaningful. Go for something short’n’ sweet in the way only you know.
mericanskits.com
skitzso.com
April 21st, 2006 at 7:16 am
Squidod.com (as in “Flip Mode is the…..)
April 21st, 2006 at 8:02 am
Anything with CRIMINALLYINSANE in it.
April 21st, 2006 at 8:44 am
What? Dude, harmful.org _is_ your online brand, and a great domain name to boot. Why would you change that? If anything, just throw some links on the top page that go straight to TDR, CaliDR, etc.
April 21st, 2006 at 10:31 am
I like mailorderhusband.co.jp
In the same vein, how about exoticcaucasianmales.org ?
April 21st, 2006 at 5:08 pm
I can’t believe nobody has said clownpenis.fart yet.
Something with the word “blather” in it? Not that I think what you do is blathering. I just really happen to like that word.
April 21st, 2006 at 11:00 pm
perineumtattoo.com
April 22nd, 2006 at 7:01 am
how about these:
damageotoko
damage-egg
damage-tamago
longvacation.com
heartofmadness
blackout.com
sneakman
barefoot-on-the-roof
she-strikes-back
god-speed-you.com
missile-me.com
i-love-you-ok.com
April 22nd, 2006 at 7:50 am
gaijin-gaijin-gone.com
japanties.org
floorpie.org
touchwadame.biz
dame-ningen.net
nandayo.na
namenjanezo.com
majide.net
skipbreakfast.org
buraseraforfunandprofit.biz
enjo-gaisai.net
punkerthanthou.com
luckydragonslayer.sz
all seem to be available… and many of them sound right up your alley
April 22nd, 2006 at 9:07 am
How about a sneakers-selling theme: daschultz.com –which would seem to require visuals combining the site owner with platinum curls and a miniskirt.
Or go random and choose anything suitably unrelated and unpredictable, e.g. from the semantic range of the mexican death god, food preservation, and the rest:
kuchekastli.org
stalesock.org
pantyfridge.com
pantifrigge.com
(Those who maintain links to your current site will favour a domain transfer, though.)
April 24th, 2006 at 6:19 am
SoMe IdEaS …
www.geishasomething.jp
www.andanotherwfor.jp
www.pleasenothere.jp
www.kittytrashit.jp
www.reportofthemoon.jp
April 24th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Despotted.net
Deported_despot.com
That’s all I got.
April 24th, 2006 at 10:13 am
Another vote for mailorderhusband.co.jp
April 24th, 2006 at 10:45 am
porch-stories.com
dunno why, but I think that suits perfectly.
April 25th, 2006 at 7:34 am
damage-a-gogo.whatever.zzzzzzzzzz
April 25th, 2006 at 8:11 am
damagedkitty.com
thepainofawareness.***
whydoIevenbother.com
April 25th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Another for japanties.org…’cuz who doesn’t love Japanties!?
April 26th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
Simply
decipere.org
(tipothehate to Kaleb Carr )