links! starting with sex.
i was going through my old site, HOME DESPOT, making sure the links worked after i moved to this new server. Decided to take all the links off of there, and put them here. so now ALL my links from all my sites are on one page. (permanent links to these sites are on the right-hand-side, in the ‘that wacky internet’ section)
“lego lady the dungeon is the best place in lego land!! YES LEGO MAN i agree!! but what is behind the wall over there!! NOTHING LEGO LADY PLEASE KEEP DRINKING THE DUNGEON WINE “
HOTBOOTS : what part of HOTBOOTS don’t you understand? BUT ALSO they have the boot galleries cross referenced by make and model. this is why women will never make good perverts.
MASTER JACK and his 3-d lettering, and his ‘black viking’ bondage suit. ” Viewed by 7,523,114 horny men since July 24, 1997″
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A-REPORT . . where to begin . . . it’s like Siskel and Ebert for whores.
roadkill quarterly — this issue: Australia!!!
“E” is for the EXAMPLE to others, to more than just her peers;
a life dedicated, hard-working, and of overcoming one’s fears.
“S” is for the STAR she is; and not just one of the night;
her beauty and intelligence, a shining beacon of light.
“T” is for the TRUTH in her words, to both strangers and friends;
her actions straightforward, never more that she would pretend.
“H” is for the HONOR she brings to her family name,
upholding tradition and values, even within the price of fame.
“E” is for the ENJOYMENT of new travels, and people she’s met.
and one just as happy, in seeing smiles of those less fortunate.
“R” is for the REALIZATION that discovery is within the unknown;
a personal journey lasting a lifetime, before one is fully grown.
MASHI MARO: the anti-Kitty. the cutest KOREAN bunny to be drunk, in jail, pooping everywhere with a plunger on his head. . . you can’t even handle these animations
MY FIGHTING TECHNIQUES ARE UNSTOPPABLE!!“Who goes there? He who sneaks up on me sneaks up on his own ass-kicking!”
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
FARK:
MISANTHROPIC BITCH.
“· What did your mother do to make you so mean toward women?????
Isn’t it strange that feminists solely blame my mother for my outcome? What about my father? He molested me, for God’s sake. And took photos! Sexy photos of my bald, prepubescent snatch!
· Your site just provides an excuse for men to beat their wives!
And some people say my existence serves no purpose. If I can justify even one case of domestic violence, my life has meaning. ”
”Sorry guys, chicks love dreadlocks. You might want to add one large wooden stick to the “What you’ll need” section, cause you’re gunna need something to beat off all the babes chasing you down.”
THE PRIME-NUMBER-SHITTING BEAR
ROCKANDROLL CONFIDENTIAL: millions of promo photos of shitty bands, with thought-provoking captions
“Conquering a Majestic Legion Into Funeral Shadows”
“Into The Crucified Horizon Under Blazing Wrath”
BRAINWASHED’S LIST OF A MILLION ABSURD BUT REAL BAND NAMES
the ONLY REMOTELY PLAUSIBLE explanation for why racial fetishes spread through our culture
some of the BEST TEXT ANIMATION i’ve ever seen . . . and i HATE text animation!! make sure and notice how all the words change everytime the saxophone hits a new note. what makes this so NUTS is it’s a bebop jazz tune so the saxomophone is honking in an INCREDIBLY COMPLEX pattern, and this lady actually sat down and synched the video to the audio. she rocks hard!!
THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA: ’save the planet, kill yourself’ the COE aims to prevent overpopulation in four easy steps:
abortion * sodomy * cannibalism * suicide
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