fuck water–!!

 

 honestly, it’s a hopeless liquid.  you can’t taste it, and you can’t see it.  Seems like everything in life which is the least bit fun — salty food, alcohol, hot baths, coffee — dehydrates me. Spending like half the day just drinking water to get back to normal.  So, you’d figure, hey! What a great diet–! Anybody who drinks that much water must lose a pound a week! But in fact, no matter how much I drink, I’m still hungry!  Totally useless, I’m telling you. Fuck 93% of my body.

6 Responses to “fuck water–!!”

  1. conor Says:

    but water is HARDCORE. !
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  2. OiPunk asshole Says:

    water and food are one big pyramid scheme to keep the monster that feasts on our shit appeased. and yes it took me like 15 minutes to construct this abomination of a comment. and another ten to look up abomination.

  3. Cidsa Says:

    Actually, according to most (not quacky) doctors you can get the bare minimum required amount of water your body needs from solid food alone…and you don’t even need to drink water to be hydrated (I for one, never drink water, it always tastes like weird minerals to me, and I am never dehydrated).
    Just drink some juice instead or something.

  4. Lyan Says:

    I though you were talking about some magical fuck-water at first, dude. I just drank this fuck-water and damn, if it didn’t just make raisenets out of my balls.

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