adam “i have no talent or brains and yet everywhere i go people throw huge giant sacks of million-dollar bills at me” sandler has a new movie out. adam “i have made one movie, which even beavis and butthead find childish, 17 times over in a row, and yet, no one tires of it and i swim in a heated jacuzzi full of models made entirely of platinum” sandler’s new movie has a tagline. the tagline is, “What if you had a universal remote controller which actually controlled your universe?”
Naturally, my first thought was, “wait — doesn’t adam sandler ALREADY have that remote controller?” I mean, it would explain a lot.
also, speaking of adam “my shit-eating smirk will be remembered long after the people who work at AIDS hospices tending to the terminally ill have been forgotten” sandler, and Puerto Rican rap star Daddy Yankee, am I REALLY the first person to notice THIS?!??
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adam “i have no talent or brains and yet everywhere i go people throw huge giant sacks of million-dollar bills at me” sandler has a new movie out. adam “i have made one movie, which even beavis and butthead find childish, 17 times over in a row, and yet, no one tires of it and i swim in a heated jacuzzi full of models made entirely of platinum” sandler’s new movie has a tagline. the tagline is, “What if you had a universal remote controller which actually controlled your universe?”
Naturally, my first thought was, “wait — doesn’t adam sandler ALREADY have that remote controller?” I mean, it would explain a lot.
also, speaking of adam “my shit-eating smirk will be remembered long after the people who work at AIDS hospices tending to the terminally ill have been forgotten” sandler, and Puerto Rican rap star Daddy Yankee, am I REALLY the first person to notice THIS?!??
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June 21st, 2006 at 10:06 pm
QUOTHE: “am I REALLY the first person to notice THIS?!??”
Yeah.
Was Punch Drunk Love any good? Maybe I should see for myself.
June 21st, 2006 at 10:59 pm
^ The resemblance is uncanny. Maybe Adam Sandler is actually Puerto Rican or Daddy Yankee is actually Jewish???
But there is a good reason to see the movie “Click”. And that reason is Christopher Walken and his ‘fro.
June 22nd, 2006 at 1:08 am
Too bad it’s not Milo Manara’s Click.
I was explaining Adam Sandler’s auspicious beginnings to my English friends yesterday. He got his boost to national attention with an audio CD / cassette called “They’re All Gonna Laugh At You”. This hit when I was in middle school, and some of the material was legitimately hilarous to any filthy-minded American child. A number of songs on the album weren’t funny at all, but nonetheless were performed live to an audience who must’ve been higher than Hu Jintao at the Canadian Agricultural Exports showcase. Those snippets of lameness foreshadowed much mediocrity to come.
I saw Punch Drunk Love on an airplane a few years ago. Memorably terrible. He’s just trying to copy the Coen brothers. Unentertaining and idiotic, both purposefully and pointlessly.
My only explanation for Adam Sandler’s movies is the rule of mediocrity among mediocre ‘artists’. We praise such efforts because they’re so bland, no one is threatened. As long as Adam Sandler exists, Will Farrell can think he’s all that by comparison.
June 22nd, 2006 at 9:23 am
movie industry needs crappy actors for crappy scripts. good actors dont want to act with crappy scripts. theres always market for brainless crap, his face suits the need well.
btw, i know he gets his haircut done with the potty method. you put a potty in his head and just clip whatever hags out
April 30th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
hay osea na k ver con el cangry a ese vato comprenle unos lentes de asiento de coca por k para eso kiere aser fama pa los lentes por k esta super super ciego