# 42 - Sock Hoarder
This dude was awesome on so many levels. In the crowded men's room of the Galleria shopping mall, i kept hearing "Meow!" "Meow!" -- not like a cat meow, but like someone saying the actual word meow. I never suspected the dude next to me, since he looked like a very conservative Orthodox Jewish grandpa. But when he came out of the men's room, he thrust his hands in his pockets and produced two socks, like a magician. He yelled at his wife who was waiting for him, "I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE IN THERE!!!" (although his Teva sandals said otherwise). His wife had no reaction - she had obviously been through this routine many times before. They got on the elevator and he meowed again.
FASHION POINT: toenails!