# 53 - Jennifer Aniston Tourist
It has often been said that in S.F., where everyone is a fuckin' weirdo, the Midwestern tourists look the strangest of all. And nowhere is that more true than Market St. Why do christian housewives from Ohio all get lesbian hair when they turn 40? She had this puffy synthetic jacket, and this sort of shirt that was under no little stress.
FASHION POINT: Utterly inexplainable 12-years-ago tiny backpack made popular by the bitch from "Friends." It actually looks LESS rediculous on this lady than it did on skinny blondes back in the day.