TOKYO DAMAGE REPORT: japan, punk, hentai, engrish, goth, robot, kogal, otaku, shibuya, harajuku, schultz, fetchi, etc.

My name is Schultz. I want to introduce Tokyo's subcultures and freaks to English-speaking people. Since 2003 I've been going to underground Japanese events and documenting them. It weren't no Myface back then, weren't no Bloggpad, you had to carve your own HTML out of rocks and Cunieform. You damn kids were still into Sailor Mercury and I was in the moshpit takin' pictures all periscope-up stylezz.

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more DEPARTMENT H!

GET OUT FACE!

your mother!

2008

7/09 - my rant about Japan's re-militarization

6/6 - firefighter's convention!

6/20 - TOM AND THE BOOTBOiS, DEFIANCE (USA)

6/21 - tokyo international toy fair!!

6/20 - nicknames I gave to the customers at the bagel shop where i worked in 1997

6/15 -- updated the LIVE SHOW PAGE.

6/17 -- JUNE WEIRD PHOTO ROUNDUP.

5/24 -- COCK PUSSY SUCKERS' 10TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY show.

5/25 -- a guide to Shibuya's famous 109 shopping mall.

5/18 -- glam/punk show: SEX : VIRGIN KILLER, REALITY CRISIS, DSB, STUPID BABIES GO MAD.

5/25-- cellphone company hell! - a script by Samuel Beckett

5/20 - - for your summer vacation pleasure . . . TOUR GUIDE UPDATE. new stores added!

5/20 -- hella NEW JAPANESE LINKS

5/18 - DESIGN FESTA art show.

5/11 - GEISAI MUSEUM art show PART ONE

5/18 -- GEISAI MUSEUM art show PART TWO

5/16 - MAY ENGRISH photos!! I meah, "April." Whatever.

5/11 - KOIWA DEATH FEST: cataplexy, deathscythe, ethereal sin, defiled, more.

5/3 -- the return of department H ! drag queens and ultraman monsters!

4/26 -- dj shisen event #2 - TOKYO DECADANCE, robot edition.

4/22 --crusty!!! FRAMTID, CONTRAST ATTITUDE, VOCO PROTESTA, MORE.

4/16 - return of the gothic lolitas! A LA MODE NIGHT! DJ shisen!

4/12 -- CROWS AND CHERRY BLOSSOMS!

4/6 -- CHERRY BLOSSOMS IN THE GRAVEYARD!!!

4/5 -- CHRIST ON PARADE, IT'S YOU, BANJAX @ hatsudai wall,

part TWO of the BANDS NAMED C.O.P. REUNION TOURS report.

3/23 - -- CORRUPTION OF PEACE, DOG SOLDIER, KRIEGSHOG, LIFE, CROW @ earthdom

part one of the BANDS NAMED C.O.P. REUNION TOURS report.

3/24 -- MARCH engrish / weird photo roundup. subliminal advertising, superhero belts, bad hattery, more. . ..

3/16 - HArdcORE: SHIKABANE, 324, CROW, GUILLOTINE TERROR

3/15 - DOOM / SLUDGE / POSTHARDCORE: dot, sithther, robert plant

(Hey! finally dealt with the backlog of old reports! now current again. すっきり！）

show schedule page now updated, too!

3/8 - DOOM AGE FESTIVAL : BLOOD FARMERS, ORGRE, CHURCH OF MISERY

1/6 -- womens' Japanese hardcore night: ANGEL O.D., SCREWWWITHIN, UNARM, ORGANISM (osaka)

3/10 -- yet more, more , more amazing Japanese band names.

3/8 -- tokyo international security tradeshow.

3/5 -- BICYCLE ENGRISH GOLDMINE

MORE PROG!! -- 1/22 -- le*silo and mumu!!

PROG live report: muja live at club dimension

2/10 -- more SHINJUKU STATION war stories.

2008 2/5 -- february Engrish. and miscellaneous photos.

2007 (oops) 12/23 - Emperor's birthday riot!

1/16 -- first ENGRISH CLASS of 2008 now in session.

1/15 -- rant about the current state of ignorance.

2007

12-27 -- SADDEST FASHION MAGAZINES.

12-25 -- my toys for your perverted christma : .new HENRIO CHARACTERS.

変リオというキャラクターグッズ！！日本語のページ。

12-20 -- new song!! rap tune about the doom band electric wizard.

12/18 -- long giant interview with a man who is doing his PhD. thesis on Uyoku (the nationalist, right-wing yelling-truck guys)

12/18 - updated the SHOW SCHEDULE PAGE with links to xmas fun.

12/3 -- interview with emerging artist AKAYUKIHIME!

11/25 -- CHURCH OF MISERY, ELECTRIC WIZARD LIVE REPORT.

10/27 (oops!) - crusty punk show: reality crisis, life, total noise accord, etc.

11/17- design festa art show report - over 40 links to artists' pages!

11/17 -- design festa fashion!!!

11/18 -- how to talk like superhero Dr. Strange.

10/28 -- audience-attacking power violence non-smoking show: F.I.D., C.P.S., COSMIC NEUROSE, more. . .

11/6 -- the first-ever japanese-english international insult rhyming dictionary been working on this mother for like a year.

11/4 -- annual Labor Union / anti-war demonstration

11/1 -- I call bullshit on mp3 players.

10/27 - haloween parade, Japan style!

part one

part two

10/28-- special haloween thing: my recent nightmares, typed up and ready for your reading horror.

10-24 -- update to my ONLINE HOW-TO-LEARN-KANJI page.

I added this function where you can look up a kanji and learn about its roots and radicals all cyber-interactive style.

10-17 -- corrupted, shikabane, chaosmongers, sludge and doom show!

10 - - 14 --new links!! courtesy of good pal good buddy SumaQ

(japanese only) build your Visual Kei vocabulary.

incredible photos of Yokohama-area factories and postindustrial wreckage

elaborate photography of a giant-titanic skyscraper gradually being built.

huge, vast site with all manner of horror movie makeup and prosthetic effects.

more large-scale mind-blowing pictures of tokyo's storm flood-control tunnels.

a virtual tour of strange places in japan with beautiful pitchers.

pie in the face fetish, japan style!

10/13 -- psychobilly show! cracks, dildos!!

10/19 -- art galleries around tokyo!

10/15 - the exciting conclusion of the gigolo book, translated by the kid.

10/7 - giant huge 8 band metal show: CHURCH OF MISERY, DEAD (GERMANY), BUTCHER ABC, F.I.D. COFFINS, MORE. . . .

page one

page two

10/17 -- part two of the gigolo's autobiography.

10/05 -- homecare and rehabilitation tradeshow! It's medical!

part one

part two

10/02 -- interview with a patron of a HAPPENING BAR (swingers' club) in tokyo.

9/30 - HG FACT Records live showcase - ZENI GEVA, MELT BANANA, RUINS, SLIGHT SLAPPERS all under one roof.

10/1 -- you thought I was kidding. I wasn't kidding: the first 100 pages of a book on gigolos, translated from Japanese to English for you on the internet.

9/25 -- general photos of stuff i want you to explain because i sure don't get it.

9-24 - HEAVY METAL ROCK MUSIC WITH NOTES: church of misery, black cobra

10 -29 -- how to not get internet in japan.

9-15 -- 2007 BAD BAND NAMES LIST.

6-10 -- rock music report with pitchers: gallhammer, stupid babies go mad, optum @ earthdom!!

9/12 -- updated the schedule of live shows.

9/11 -- excerpts from Engrish textbook

9/10 -- overheard conversation about harry potter.

7-14: huuuuuge Norwegian hellride vacation expose.

6/8 -- sociological rant about japanese-vs.-american concepts of public space vs. private.

6/1 -- noise-rock special!! c.p.s., the no futures, maisha live!

5/25 -- summer design festa art show.

5/06 -- insane worldwide hardcore show - pisschrist, gauze, world burns to death, more

5-18 -- how to not buy furniture in japan

5・17－－ new house anecdotes and pitchers.

5/17 -- updated and revised tokyo tour guide - over 10 new stores added!

4/28 -- new stuff!!

4/15 --" tokyo decadance" : Eurotrash naughty event

4/24 -- insane dream about UFO farts which are also a neural network.

4/20 -- protest and elections in japan, with stagediving.

3/17 -- Japan's first black metal band SIGH , live!

4/20 -- political demonstration and interviews with left-wing raccoons.

3/30 - tokyo harem queen, arty-stripper event

4/1 - april fool's day live show punk.

4/19 -- first annual T.D.R. ANTI-DRUG-POSTER-DRAWN-BY-JAPANESE-15-YEAR-OLD awards.

4/17 -- abrupt appearance of an entire kanji textbook written by me, in website form.

yes, welcome to COMEDY FEBRUARY.

2/18 -- how to solve the Middle East peace process, and a look back at soul music lyrics.

2/13 - fun with metal

2/11 -- a lot of women are looking for a romantic bad boy.

2/5 - karaoke

2/1 - more great architecture, and also funny buildings.

1/29 -- gauze and trash at shinjuku antiknock.

1/27 -- january engrish update!

1/23 -- best place to watch drunks!

1/21 -- computer hell!! an amazing oddessey into man's worst armpit

1/16 -- celtic frost and satyricon live show.

1/8 -- modern artist interviews #5 -- Atsushi Nakaya !!!

2006

12/23 -- SANTARCHY 2006, live tokyo rampage.

12/18 - COMEDY GIMMICK BAND SHOW. qp crazy, shineshine dan, more.

１２・２５ - the launch of HENRIO!!! my new toy company.

random props -

http://heavythink.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/ - wonderful blog about architechture and art (in nihongo) by mr. tao of heavythink.

12/22 -- inshallah comic book.

11/27 -- international scientific measuring devices convention!!

11/11 ~11/12 . . . NO FUTURES live in shinjuku.

12/14 -- updated the links page. I am now linking to books which you should read. . . . .
Report of a recent crackdown on leftwing peaceful demonstrators
ILO report (international labor organization) on human trafficking in Tokyo.
Imperial japan inc. on trial -
http://www.japanesestudies.org.uk/discussionpapers/McNeill.html
http://www.japanesestudies.org.uk/contents/intro.html
http://www.ucpress.edu/books/pages/6941/6941.abs.html
http://www.jpri.org/publications/workingpapers/wp11.html.
http://www.transpacificradio.com/
http://www.pliink.com/mt/marxy/

12/11 -- oooh shiiiiiit!!!! First i did the dictionary of japanese perversions, then I did the dictionary of sound effects, then the tokyo tour guide.

Now, i bring you. . . .THE DICTIONARY OF AWKWARD JAPANESE.

12/ 2~3 - design festa winter 2006 fashion photos, parade photos.

12/2~3 - design festa again! links to wonderful new artists!!

12/5 -- december engrish

12/2 -- japanese culture explained.

11/28 -- RIRI Inoue interview, #4 in a series of interviews with young artists that are good.

11/26 -- interview with MR. TAO! the amazing "one-line" artist.

11/3 -- ULTIMATE MC BATTLE at ebisu milk. japanese rap techniques.

11/21 --another interview with an amazing new artist, Hayama Tomoe!

11/19 -- new LINKS page!!!

Japan Mental Health Blog -- what is driving Japanese people crazy today?

Mutant Frog Travelog -- this shit is off the hook. It's all crazy economic analyses and political critiques and reviews of right-wing japanese blogs. Like, they have this very deep perspective of Japan I have never seen before.

Mainichi Newspaper -- english translation.

Nova Teacher's Union -- did you know there was one?
www.debito.org - anti discrimination against foreigners website.

stippy.com -- pop and traditional culture explained, plus they have videos which i do not.

about 100 more links here

11/17 -- interview with Sal Sashie-san, a contemporary painter of no small talent! not a translation this time, but an interview I did, myself.

11/15 -- the grand finale of love hotel!!!

11/12 -- love hotel part three! (at bottom of page) a mysterious visitor

11/8 -- LOVE HOTEL part 2! (at the bottom of the page)

11/5 -- at last, Japanese pornography translated into Engrish!! Kotama Osamu's LOVE HOTEL, part one.

10/9 -- metal live ,. . ASUNDER, su19b, butcher ABC, gallhammer, CORRUPTED

10/28 -- new contest: SPAM SUBJECT LINE or JAPANESE BAND NAME?

10/7 -- Japan Pack 2006

10/7 -- PSYCHEDELIC GRINDER live show. also, VARUS SS, KRIEGSHOG.

10/18 -- NEW ENGRISH ONSLAUGHT!

10/16 -- forum . . back and running. .now free of spam! people actually post here now! so if you have a question about a something i wrote, or a suggestion for future reports, or etc. . . .

9/2 -- ska and punk show in the park, !! 4SPiKES, FATNESS, NO FUTURES, more. . .

10/8 -- In which our narrarator plays a rock and roll concert and is plagued with woes.

10/11--i have updated my live show schedule page with new shows AND new links to new clubs. that work. mostly.

GEISAI 10 art exhibition

HELLO KITTY FENG SHUI

translation of a 2004 INTERVIEW WITH ONANIE MACHINE

2005

SEX -- dictionary of dirty sound effects from japanese XXX comics

LIFE - 12/25 -- Satanic Christmas reciept

WEIRD --12/22 -- beauty treatment or SM toy?

MP3 -- 12/15 - my full album , free download!

RANT -- 12/15 -- less-than-fond memories of my friends

ART -- 11/26 -- DESIGN FESTA review, links to artists, fashion pictures

LIFE -- 10/27 -- getting deported from japan

7/3~7/26 Japan trip ...! osaka, hokkaido, more!

PUNK -- 8/13 -- ANGLIPOGACHAN, the world's best BOREDOMS-style irish folk band

MP3 --10 / 5 -- PARTIALWACK rap

MP3 -- 10/3 -- WHILST rap

GAY -- 8/13 -- gay pride parade 2005

EXPO -- 7/26 -- sewage trade show

RANT -- 7/15 -- IT WAS A GOOD DAY circa 1978, nothing to do with japan.

ENG -- 8/1 -- random ENGRISH plus CULTURE RANTS

RANTS -- 8/6 -- i hate this horrible phrase.

8/8 -- drunk hateful rantings about bad live shows

FASHION --7/23 -- shibuya fashion report/ standup routine

TRAVEL-- 6/29~7/15--HAWAII DAMAGE REPORT

GOTH-- GOTHIC LOLITA BADMINTON

ART -- DESIGN FESTA PERFORMANCE

ART--- -- DESIGN FESTA NEW ARTISTS

FASHION -- 5/11 -- spring 2005 fashion report

PROG --5/7-- the PROG TREE

KANJI --4/29 -- just read this.

4/27 -- engrish for april!! plus assorted photos about town.

PUNK -- 4/23-- 4spikes, boob$hit,

DREAMS -- 4/21-- pirate and whale related nightmare

DREAMS -- 4/20 -- Dada-art iron chef tournament.

MP3 -- another rap i did in japanese. the theme is foreigner's big noses.

FASHION --4/13 -- top 10 problems with Tokyo women.

PROG -- 4/12 -- KOUENJI HAKKEN, SAITO ELECTRIC GOODSOUND live

MP3 --4/12 -- P.O.P.E. rap song / 50 Cent parody tune.

PROG -- 4/9 -- AFURILAMPO osaka girls' avant-garde band

MP3 -- 4/8 -- WARUSARU, mp3 and rap song i did in japanese

JAPANESE -- 4/7 -- Jim Breem's list of the most practical kanji to study!! great learning tool. Thanks, Pom!!

JAPANESE -- 4/02 -- Kanji Beefs Part 2. why kanji is messed up.

COSPLAY -- 4/1 -- cosplay hostess bar review

TRADITIONAL JAPAN- 3/12~3/17 -- NIKKO DAMAGE REPORT. a tour of Japan's snowy side.

FETISH -- 12/11 -- Diaper/ Sumo Catfight

PUNK/METAL -- 3/13 -- SLIGHT SLAPPERS, DOT, SU19B LIVE SHOW.

TOURISM -- 3/15~28 -- AMERICA DAMAGE REPORT.

MP3 -- 3/18 --- mp3 song, a Doom-Progressive loop that is so long and complex it takes 3 minutes to repeat.

JAPANESE -- 3/17 -- I DON'T WANT TO FUCK THAT --a sensitive love poem in Japanese

RAP -- 2/20 -- lord of the rings redone as rap battle, Special Gandalf Vs. Balrog Edition

JAPANESE -- 2/18-- Kanji Kontradiction Korner, parts 1-3.

ENGRISH -- 2/15 -- january and february engrish photos !

????- -- 2/8 -- sex gundams!!

GOTHIC -- 2/5 -- gothic lolita event! fashion show and opera!!!

RAP -- 2/5 -- new rap lyrics about Amy Wong and Professor Farnsworth

ODD JAPANESE HOBBIES -- 2/3 -- beetle cult!!

sex -- 1/30 -- "ADULT ENGLISH" book. "let's make the bed right away!"

prog-- 1/25 -- NAIKAKU NO WA, POCHAKAITE MALKO progressive rock

RANT -- 1/28 -- fuck Shibuya.

NOISE -- 1/20 -- wacky jungle/laptop music show . . .SHITMAT, OVE-NAXX . . .

RANT-- 1/27 -- gender imbalance in the arts and sciences

PUNK--1/21-- anthropic disease, deep slauter, sweef

TOKYO --1/26 -- mindless diatribe about idiots that don't look where they are going

TOKYO--1/24 -- scholarly article about Japan's post-nuclear trauma

FASHION--1/23 -- solving the problem of panty-peepers with style

VISUAL--1/4 -- RONALD MCDONALD glam band -- "rockle rockle rockle"

ENG--1/8 -- totally overhauled and redone ENGRISH pages.

ENGRISH --

PRODUCTS ONE -- TWO -- THREE-- FOOD

shirts ONE -- TWO -- THREE -- FOUR -- FIVE

ADVERTISEMENTS ONE -- TWO

Engrish band names

porno engrish

STORES : NAKANO/KOUENJI -- ODAIBA -- SHIBUYA/HARAJUKU -- SHIBUYA PART 2 -- SHINJUKU -- SHINJUKU PART 2 -- OTHER PLACES

ENGRISH IN TEXT FORM . . . t-shirts and videogames that I typed up because I couldn't take a picture

RANT --1/7ーーrant -- neuroscience discovers that it really doesn't matter which band rocks the hardest.

RANT --1/5 -- rant -- why bad dates are better than good ones

RANT --1/3 --" rap iron chef"

FOOD/PLACE -- 1/1 -- WHALE and NOTHING BUT WHALE restaraunt.

2004

RANT --12/29 -- ADVENTURES IN DRINKING

DREAM --12ish -- nightmares, nightmares, nightmares!!! brain damage from being here too long. . .

BADDAY--11/30 -- computer hell (rant)

FASHION--11/24 -- you know you've been in japan too long when your cellphone straps outweigh the phone

PUNK--11/23-- QUILL, EL NUDO, DEEP SLAUTER,

NOISE--11/22 -- 19-t electronic laptop music report. desptagon, cd-r, motherfunker, etc.

PUNK--11/21 -- BOOBS SHIT, ANTHROPIC DISEASE, SMASHED COCKS

MAG--11-21 -- I think we all suspected this. .

DRAG --11/20 -- dragqueen show called SEX.

SEX/MAG -- 11/18 -- the best sex manual ever written by monkeys!

ART --11/14 -- fall design festa international art expo. plus, bonus superimportant sociological thesis about cuteness.

ART--11/13 -- BEST JAPANESE NEW ILLUSTRATORS AND CHARACTERS.

PUNK--11/13 -- EVERYBODY'S ENEMY, VO-CO PROTESTA, DOT, live.

TRAD --10/31 -- harajuku haloween parade!

EXPO--10/23 -- rabbit maniacs!! battling bunnies!! costume bunnies!! fur!!!

WEIRD--10/20 -- weird shit i've seen just walking around the street. .

CUTE--10/13 -- exciting new theory about asleep cats!

METAL--10/11 -- dead (GERMANY), church of misery, butcher abc, anatomia, coffins

CUTE--10/10 -- new character report: GERO GERO GEROPPI

PUNK--10/10 -- drunkest bands ever. . .boob$hit, childish prank, tom and the bootboys. . .

TRAD--10/9 -- TAIPHOON photos

GARBAGE--10/6 -- garbage report #7

PUNK--10/06 -- exhibitionist nude rock bands and exploding cult leaders. it does not get better than this.

TRAD--10/4 -- hakkone sucks

WEIRD--10/3 -- more odd japanese products

PUNK--10/3 -- ultimate punk show: quill, ug man, mind of asian

MAIL--10/01 -- fall mailbag !! fan letters, bullshit!

INTERVIEW--9/28 -- WITH A sanrio puroland dancer DANCER!!

RANT--9/26 -- blind date reviews

WEIRD--9/25 -- weird stuff. .Shinto Hula, the "china Dog", etc.. .

METAL--9/24 -- MOTHRA, DOT, GALLHAMMER, PSYCHO TO BLACK

PUNK--9/23 -- DCR, VIBRATIONS, PADLOCK

PLACE--9/20 -- is this a brothel or not???

DRAG--9/17 -- dragqueen show, britney spears, and more

CUTE--9/14 -- SANRIO THEME PARK kitty world domination!

PUNK--9/18 -- DSB , ANODE, PROTESS

ART--9/12 -- GEISAI art show -- ass-mouse, virtual swimming, hosuewife penii, more. .

TRAD--9/12-- TAIKO drumming show review.

FASH -- 9/11 -- fall 2004 fashion prediction

ROKABILLY--9/8 -- PINUP STADS , kat fan club, cracker jacks.

NIHONGO--9/8 - my band's lyrics in japanese and english.

NIHONGO/MAG--9/6 -- MOETAN update -- "courage and a lot of guts are the driving force behind super-robots. This is how super-robots and real robots differ."

SEX--9/5 -- catfight 9, 'reverse rape' battle, tickle war, violence

TRAD/ART--9/3 -- onsen onsen onsen!!! plus, camile paglia book review

TOUR--8/12 --- AUSTRALIA damage report. hooligans, cops, waterfalls, and yobbos.

ART/CUTE--8.9 -- hello kitty 30th birthday!! art show review

MOVIE--8/9 -- 'deep blue' movie review

MAIL--8/8 -- august mailbag

CUTE--8/7 -- NANPANMAN

BIKE--8/7 --- tokyo bike report

PUNK--8/6 -- my band's first live. also CPS, KERRUPINO, NIKUDOREI

FOOD--8/6 -- "G-CUP" ramen

MAIL--8/5 -- why do people keep sending me emails like this?

RANT--8/4 -- creationism / dinosaurs

ENG--8/3 -- more engrish t-shirts

WEIRD--8/1 -- grab bag of random odd pictures.

RANT--7/29 -- giant sex / depression / playboy rant

PLACE--7/28 --- fake gaudi house!!! awesome and surreal!!

PUNK--7/24 -- INTERNATIONAL KOREAN / JAPAN OI! FESTIVAl

PUNK--7/23 - HOLIDAYS IN THE SUNSHINE drunk punk show: 4 spikes, erections, drunk bois

WEIRD--7/20 --don't expect to see this in america anytime soon

CUTE--7/19 --the kid-hating world of DORAEMON

SEX--7/19 -- CATFIGHT. masked cherry, goldie, slamander. . .

METAL--7-18 -- black metal show. GALLHAMMER, CATAPLEXY, BELPHEGOTH

RANT--7/18 -- Ariel Sharon goes 100% apeshit on settlers

GARBAGE--7/16 -- tokyo garbage report finale : the all-garbage city

EXPO--7/14 -- medical equipment show

RANT--7/14 -- july rants

???--7/12 -- the 'ideal girlfriend' wishlist type of list

PUNK--7/10 -- bandanna thrash empire! Gangsta Punk show.

GARBAGE--7/9 -- new garbage report: HOW TO SPEAK GARBAGE IN JAPANESE!

GOTH--7/8 -- TOKYO DARK CASTLE goth show.

PUNK--7/4 - july fourth IDOL PUNCH LIVe

GARBAGE--7/4 -- garbage report v4: KABUKICHO DIRT.

ROCKABILLY--7/3 -- psychobilly show: giants, speedballs, cracks

SEX--7/3 -- DEPARTMENT H, again. . .

MAG--6/30 -- why is this man smiling?

GARBAGE/BIKE--6/28 -- tokyo garbage report part 3: bikes

FASHION--6/27 -- fashion predictions part two

GARBAGE--6/25 -- tokyo garbage report part 2: construction !!

PLACE--6/24 -- ROPPONGI scene report

FASHION--6/24 -- new fashion predictions part one

GARBAGE--6.22 -- TOKYO GARBAGE REPORT!!!

PROG--6/13 - progressive rock show: resirou, dum dum dan, more

WEIRD--6/13- EAR FLOSS

FASHION/MAG--6/12 -- return of the YAMANBAS.

WEIRD--6/9 -- More on 'indians'

FASHION--6/7 -- CELL PHONE decoration, history of

SEX/MAG--6/6 -- 1980's 'idol-panchira' magazine.

SEX--6/6 -- 3 way chain-match catfight.

M,AG/FASHION--6/5 -- EGG magazine KOGAL and YAMANBA scans.

FASHION--6/5 -- FASHION POLICE

MAG--6/3 --- glow in the dark 1 inch replica coelacanth embedded in a bottle cap

PROG--5/30 -- hippies, . irish traditional music. and punk legends U.G. MAN

PUNK--5/29 -- punk show; TETSUAREI , NIGHTMARE one-on-one.

MAG/OTAKU--5/29 -- japanese odd 'pocket games

FOOD--5/28 -- 'INDIAN CURRY'

DREAM--5/25-- mrs Roper (from 'three's company') is somehow also yoko ono dream that i really had.

FASHION/MAG--5/24 -- 411 japanese hip-hop fashion magazine.

SEX--5/20 -- um, H-GAME CHEATING manual.

SEX/MAG--5/20 -- um, pornographic CHEATING manual.

EXPO--5/18 -- beautyworld cosmetics / weightloss convention

RANT--5/14 -- danger dream

BIKE/ RANT -- 5/13 -- bike rant

FASH --5/12 -- g-style magazine

PUNK--5/9 -- design festa rock show review

BIKE/RANT -- 5/9 -- scooter rant

PUNK--5/9 -- hazard, d.s.b., colored rice men at DOM

METAL--5/9-- metal show: GALLHAMMER, COFFINS, BUTCHER ABC

FASHION/ART--5/8 -- design festa fashion

ART--5/8 -- design festa art show

VISUAL--5/8 -- zombie lolita, 213 chicks concert

RANT--5/7-- fifty cent interview!!

RANT--5/6 -- why you have bad sex all the time

EXPO/OTAKU--5/5 -- tokyo toy and figure show.

METAL--5/4 -- grindcore: REEXAMINE, HELL BOTTOMS, NOISE DYPSIA

PUNK--5/1 -- CONFLICT FOR FREEDOM punk show with extinct government, DSB, hat trickers, and 7 more bands

SEX--5/1 --porno engrish!!

FOOD/ENG -- 4/29- - i'll have a mexican league pizza and grilled john dory

PUNK--4/28 -- punk: show ., ASUKARI, SOMEI YOSHINO, PADLOCK.

ROCKABILLY--4/24-- live! spike, pin-up stads

PUNK--4/23-- JELLY ROLL ROCKHEADS and ASSAULT

FOOD--4/19 -- MEAT DOG and other weird photos

PLACES--4/14- BATTLESHIP building

RANT--4/13 - sexual warning labels i'd like to see

NIGONGO--4/12 -- 'gaman' sucks.

METAL-- 4/11 -- F.I.D. and DOT , heavy metal show

SCHOOL--4/8-- spring school rant

TOKYO -- 4/6 -- spring break statistics

FASH --4/4 -- shinjuku fashion check

PUNK--4/3-- tokyo's BEERNING oi punk

PLACES--4/3 -- h.r. geiger /h.p. lovecraft building

GOTH--4/2 - gothic medical fetish party

METAL/TRAD--3/29 -- grindcore hanami

SCHOOL--3/26 -- school test rant/ goth party!

RANT--3/22--- INDIE LABELS SUCK rant

RANT--3/21 : WHAT'S UP WITH STUPID AMERICANS STILL WEARING THEIR PANTS TOO LOW?

RANT--3-20 -- sexism 4: friendships, non-nurturingness of

RANT--3/19stupid pedestrians!

RANT--3/18--'sexism' rant: girls

RANT--3/17--'sexism part two: old women'

RANT--3/16--'sexism part three: sex and women'

PLACES--3/15 : "WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PUTTING ON TOP OF BUILDINGS THESE DAYS?"。

nihongo/RAP--3/15 -- rap contest

RANT--3/14: "CROM-DIDDLERS explained: THE WHAT, THE HOW, THE WHO"

DRAG--3/13--fragile samurai drag carabet

PUNK--3/7-- 4SPIKES / abducted / no evacuations

MOVIE--3/6- Return of the king review

COS --2/28-- power rangers LIVE

SCHOOL--2/21-examples, such a bad idea?

PLACES--2/16- love hotel

FOOD--2/14-- Japanese burritos

PUNK--2/13- 4spikes / boycott democracy

PUNK--2/10- idol punch/dashboard

SCHOOL--2/9--i sucK

MAIL--2/8-- mailbag

PUNK--2/7- anodorei/p.d.s./macrochord

SEX--2/7-- Department H 3

NIGONGO--2/3- verbs are Gundams

SCHOOL--2/1-- top 6 gripeS

MAI/RANT--1/20-- NEW DIRECTION rant

BADDAY--1/18-- pissing on God's wheaties

KOR--1/12-- page FIVE

KOR--1/10-- page FOUR

KOR--1/9-- page THREE

KOR--1/7-- page TWO

KOR--1/5-- page ONE

FASH --1/1 -- predictions for 2004

2003

BIKE --??????????-- peeping Tom

OTAKU--????????????????????-- purikura

PUNK--7???-- gauze/framtid/DSB

PUNK--????-- gauze/fuck on the beach
　
OTAKU--?????????????????????-- wacky UFO catcher

OTAKU--?????????????????????????-- CULTURE BOT ROBOT PHONE TRANSFORMER. . .

SEX---- Hentai Dictionary

SEX--????-- x-rated ultraman

COS -- 12/30 -- Fuyukomi 2003

CYBER--12/27-- cyberage

PLACES--12/25-- the christmastree shaped hotel

NOISE--12/21-- bastard noise/defektro/facialmess

CON / WEIRD -- 12/20-- Santarchy 2003

FASH--12/19--tiny pants for each leg

PLACES--12/18-- scuba Santa

PLACES--12/17-- parasite museum

MAIL--12/15-- dissing Japanese blogs

SEX--12/15-- used panty shop

MOVIE--12/13-- hobbit love

SEX--12/11-- catfight SIX (brutality, egg fight)

PUNK--12/6-- calusari/order/reality crisis

SEX--12/1-- akihabara smoking

INTERVIEW/CUTE -- 11/29 -- Kitty Taxi

DRAG--11/24-- afro-goth trannies

PLACES--11/24-- Barok

EXPO -- 11/21 -- Robot convention

METAL--11/20-- keruppino

SCHOOL--11/19-- ukemi kei disaster

WEIRD----11/16-- Japanese no smoking zone

PUNK--11/16-- vitamin x/DSB/vivisick

ART / CUTE-- 11/15 -- 2003 Design Fiesta

SCHOOL--11/15-- drilling

OTAKU--11/13-- gundam accessories

WEIRD----11/12-- the 'real japan'

MAIL--11/10-- november

SEX--11/9-- poop show

PUNK--11/8-- padlock/crossface/without systen

SEX--11/1-- department H again

ART --10/31-- artschool show

EXPO--10/28 -- Technical School Fair

FASH /MAG--10/29--punk makeover

FASH/SHOPS --10/27--OI one

INTERVIEW--10/27-- astrophysicist

OTAKU--10/26-- sexy polygons

COS -- 10/26 -- Charafes 2003

PLACES--10/24-- government building

CYBER/SEX--10/24-- SYSTEM HARDCORE s/m rave

SEX--10/23-- catfight FIVE (yogurt war, trained attack boobs)

ART -- 10/21-- ill Totoros

EXPO-- 10/21 -- Japan Pack 2003

NIGONGO-10/20--- GANBATTE!

PUNK--10/19-- burning spirits

OTAKU--10/19-- Ascii art

DRAG--10/17-- violet trap drag cabaret

TOKYO --10/15-- Hello Elephant, plus kids' drawings of Godzilla

PUNK,SORT OF--10/13- fragile samurai

RAP--10/12-- big bang breakin' contest

FASH/SEX --10/11--BOOOOOTS

INTERVIEW/NIHONGO--10/10-- computational linguist

NOISE/ART--10/10-- merzbow/anagma

ART -- 10/9 -- "Remrant"

PLACES--10/9-- Yanaka cemetary

MAIL--10/9-- october

SEX/STORE--10/7???-- Fetish building

BADDAY--10/7-- DSL hell

PUNK--10/5-- DCR/terrorsquad/sweden

FASH/ PUNK 10/5 -- --punk butts

SEX--10/4-- department H

TOKYO --10/3~12-- more karaoke, plus bad rapping

GOTH--10/2-- goth shopping mall

OTAKU/SEX--10/1-- messed up game, AKIHABARA FETISH REPORT

FASH -- 9/24 ---- boot fetish??? fall 2003 fashion report

PUNK--9/24??-- DCR and rappers

TOKYO --9/23~10/2-- shrine fights, my caricature of Bush

PUNK--9/21-- PADLOCK/DSB/hawk

MOVIE-- 9/20-- battle royale II review

CUTE -- 9/13 -- cellphone beaver

MAIL--9/12-- september

TOKYO --9/9~19-- some boring bullshit, please skip

PLACES--9/7-- shimokitazawa

SEX--9/6-- hooker trading cards

GOTH--9/5-- alamode night

PLACES--9/4-- the White House

SCHOOL--9/3-- teach the book??

SEX- -9/2-- catfight FOUR (Ramen battle / horse heads)

TOKYO --9/1~3-- taiphoon photos, reuniting with an old friend, . .more. .

FASH/ENG --8/31-- my shirt

SEX--8/31-- THREE catfight with serious mobsters

GOTH--8/30-- tokyo dark castle

FASH/MAG -- 8/28--S-Kawaii

TRAD--8/28-- kouenji parade

ENG -- 8/27 -- video game names

RAP--8/23-- Sugmission (dance contest)

MAIL--8/19-- august (late)

TOKYO --8/19~29-- i record a CD in a japanese studio, plus nightmares and karaoke,

COS -- 8/17 -- NATSUKOMI, Women of Yaoi

COS -- 8/16 -- men of Cosplay

SEX--8/16-- catfightTWO with the American

RAP--8/16-- DJ battle that sucked

PUNK--8/15-- death comes along/money is god

PUNK--8????-- DSB/no-all/anode

PLACES-8/11-- Capsule hotel

OTAKU--8/10-- toy rant

BIKE/SEX--8/10-- vending machines

PUNK--8/9--- dudman

FASH --8/7--hottest American brand

CUTE/ SEX 8/7 -- Sanrio Condoms

SEX/WEIRD--8/7-- subway toilet porn

MAIL--8/5-- search strings august (early)

BIKE -- 8/4 -- midnight drones

SEX--8/4-- akihabara DVDs

PLACES--8/4-- Kappashi part TWO

OTAKU--8/4-- gundam guita r

FOOD--8/4--square watermelons

FASH --8/4--messed up socks

ENG -- 8/4 -- bad band names

TOKYO --8/2~15-- temples, porn, akihabara, prejudice . . .

PLACES--8/2-- homeless porno sheds

NOISE/SEX--8/2-- Solmania/meat slave

WEIRD----8/1-- child abuse

PLACES--7/31-- Kappashi part ONE

BADDAY--7/29-- beuracratic hell

WEIRD--7/28-- bowing anime

VISUAL--7/26--bangdoll/psychonism/cassandra

TOKYO --7/26~8/1-- moving to new house, nightmares, Kenny G still sucks. .

METAL--7/25-- Flatigious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapitation

FASH --7/25--pinheads

FASH --7/24--old kogals

FOOD--7/23-- 'bacon up that asparagus, boy!'

METAL--7/20-- mortalized/die you bastard/324

WEIRD----7/19-- religious family

WEIRD----7/20-- robot poster

TOKYO --7/19~24-- roppongi, weird date, religious cult, "nani?", etc

BADDAY--7/18-- heartbreak day

BIKE -- 7/16 -- homeless

BIKE -- 7/15 -- pedestrians=bad

BIKE/FOOD -- 7/14-- the Swirkle

OTAKU--7/11-- 'virtual tyco' game

OTAKU--7/11-- 'hit the comedian' game

PLACES--7/10-- MISCELLANEOUS stores

FOOD--7/7--WHAT?

VISUAL--7/6-- bangdoll/sixnine/secir

SEX--7/5????-- CATFIGHT ONE with photos

FASH --7/4--SARS and Hiphop

WEIRD----7/4-- language exchange ads

PUNK--7/3??-- pigmen/smash you face/pest

BIKE -- 7/2 -- rain ride

FOOD--7/2-- things i've eaten

VISUAL----7/1-- dir en grey

BIKE -- 6/30 -- steak ride

SEX--6/29-- solicited

TOKYO --6/28~7/17-- harajuku, kabukicho. culture-shock, Don Quixote

FASH --6/27--shibuya scouts

SEX--6/27-- pervert phone booth

WEIRD----6/25-- field trip

FASH --6/24-- mullets

TOKYO --6/21~27-- THE BEGINNING -- moving, finding apartments, etc

misc.

---- New Cuteness Manifesto

pages about japan's new characters, artists, designers and illustrators:

--- new characters ONE: nikkuman, doppio, flux flat

---- page TWO: PING, aya-chan, poop boy, dabudabu, MY LITTLE BEAR

---- page THREE: CAPYBARA, inka's dolls, Dollhouse Noah, Coppers, Decorations, kewpie Ultraman...

---- page FOUR: TOUMA character lab, OCTOPAN, kanji's frog spacemen,

---- page FIVE: TWIN ORDER, 'telegraph poles', RIE TAKAHASHIO's visual kei photography, 'hellcat kitty,'

---- page SIX: kamata ikuyo, mara-san's wacky postcards,

FEB- page SEVEN : D+Poppers (pandasnail), softys!

6/21 -- PAGE 8 . . .robots, robots, and . . . plastic-necked vampire ladies?

6/23 -- PAGE NINE , more BOO, KANAZAWA-SAN, TERRY

6/26 -- PAGE 10: matahiro, gundan, mandalas

7/12 -- PAGE ELEVEN : lalamoomoo, NON, xiang-xiang

6/29-- PAGE TWELVE: minoru sugiyama, afro gasmask, doll discipline

7/6 -- PAGE THIRTEEN : ikenie, supermilk, mad barbarians

7/13 -- PAGE FOURTEEN ; the finale. TAMIO TESHIMA's psychedelics, RIKA-SAN's super-flat art, TAMASO design group.

***** MAGAZINES, SURPRISING, JAPANESE

---- archive of 15 or so of the most weird japanese magazines!!

***** GAMES I MADE

GAME-- manga sound effects
GAME-- pop star or hoe?
GAME-- porn or not porn?

archives, by subject:

last updated , what, 2005? oh shit! not so useful.

2005 -- THIS COLOR

2004 - THIS COLOR

2003 - THIS COLOR

SEX -- dictionary of dirty sound effects from japanese XXX comics

SEX -- 12/11 -- Diaper/ Sumo Catfight

SEX/OTAKU- -- 2/8 -- sex gundams!!

sex -- 1/30 -- "ADULT ENGLISH" book. "let's make the bed right away!"

SEX/MAG -- 11/18 -- the best sex manual ever written by monkeys!

SEX--9/5 -- catfight 9, 'reverse rape' battle, tickle war, violence

SEX--7/19 -- CATFIGHT. masked cherry, goldie, slamander. . .

SEX--7/3 -- DEPARTMENT H, again. . .

SEX/MAG--6/6 -- 1980's 'idol-panchira' magazine.

SEX--6/6 -- 3 way chain-match catfight.

SEX/MAG--5/20 -- um, pornographic CHEATING manual.

SEX--5/1 --porno engrish!!

SEX--2/7-- Department H 3

SEX--????-- x-rated ultraman

SEX--12/15-- used panty shop

SEX--12/11-- catfight SIX (brutality, egg fight)

SEX--11/9-- poop show

SEX--11/1-- department H again

SEX--10/23-- catfight FIVE (yogurt war, trained attack boobs)

SEX--10/4-- department H

SEX--9/6-- hooker trading cards

SEX- -9/2-- catfight FOUR (Ramen battle / horse heads)

SEX--8/31-- THREE catfight with serious mobsters

SEX--8/16-- catfightTWO with the American

CUTE/ SEX 8/7 -- Sanrio Condoms

SEX--8/4-- akihabara DVDs

SEX/WEIRD--8/7-- subway toilet porn

SEX--7/5????-- CATFIGHT ONE with photos

SEX--6/29-- solicited

SEX--6/27-- pervert phone booth

WEIRD- 12/25 -- Satanic Christmas reciept

WEIRD --12/22 -- beauty treatment or SM toy?

ODD JAPANESE HOBBIES -- 2/3 -- beetle cult!!

MAG--11-21 -- I think we all suspected this. .

WEIRD--10/20 -- weird shit i've seen just walking around the street. .

WEIRD--10/3 -- more odd japanese products

WEIRD--9/25 -- weird stuff. .Shinto Hula, the "china Dog", etc.. .

WEIRD--8/1 -- grab bag of random odd pictures.

WEIRD--7/20 --don't expect to see this in america anytime soon

MAG--6/30 -- why is this man smiling?

WEIRD--6/13- EAR FLOSS

WEIRD--6/9 -- More on 'indians'

WEIRD----11/16-- Japanese no smoking zone

WEIRD----11/12-- the 'real japan'

WEIRD----8/1-- child abuse

WEIRD--7/28-- bowing anime

WEIRD----7/19-- religious family

WEIRD----7/20-- robot poster

WEIRD----7/4-- language exchange ads

WEIRD----6/25-- field trip

MUSIC I DID IN JAPANESE

MP3 -- 12/15 - my full punk rock album , free download!

MP3 -- 6/29--another rap the theme is foreigner's big noses.

MP3 -- 4/8 -- WARUSARU, RAP

KANJI --4/29 -- just read this.

JAPANESE -- 4/7 -- Jim Breem's list of the most practical kanji to study!! great learning tool. Thanks, Pom!!

JAPANESE -- 4/02 -- Kanji Beefs Part 2. why kanji is messed up.

JAPANESE -- 2/18-- Kanji Kontradiction Korner, parts 1-3.

JAPANESE--9/8 - my band's lyrics in japanese and english.

JAPANESE--9/6 -- MOETAN update -- "courage and a lot of guts are the driving force behind super-robots. This is how super-robots and real robots differ."

JAPANESE--4/12 -- 'gaman' sucks.

JAPANESE--2/3- verbs are Gundams

APANESE --3/15 -- rap contest

JAPANESE-10/20--- GANBATTE!

TRADITIONAL -- 7/3~7/26 Japan trip ...! osaka, hokkaido, more!