Ok , i have posted some strange dreams before. Some strange, ill, fucked up dreams. But this one takes the cake...

In the beginning, I was at a ballet. But not a regular ballet. For one, the ballerinas were all naked and golden. Also they were dancing with a 7 foot tall fat-as-hell bunny. Just as I was starting to adapt to this, the ballerinas are attacked by a Pre-War Traditional Japanese Brass Band from the ‘20s. But the Pre-War Traditional Brass Band (PWTBB) is in turn attacked by a huge mob of naked, latex-encrusted Butoh dancers who contord their bodies in mimicry of unspeakable agony. This goes on for what seems like hours, until both the ballerinas AND the butoh guys are attacked by a Hip-Hop diva, all decked out in a sassy pink cheerleader outfit. This erupts into a full-scale genre brawl, which only ends when everyone decides to get together and Kill Da Bunny. They reach into his guts with bare hands like some Pilipino faith-healers run amok, and yank out his intestines. The intestines stretch out, out, out, farther and farther, miles away, until the bunny is just this deflated sack of skin and bones in the center of a huge web of guts. Then the PWTBB comes back and EVERYONE, including the dead rabbit’s skeletal system, starts dancing hip-hop fly-girl moves, and then I woke up. Holy shit, that was a weird fucking dream was it not? Oh wait. . .

wait a minute. . .

that actually happened.

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