JUNE RANDOM PHOTO ROUNDUP:
first off, advertisement on the subway:
"the black is plucked out swiftly!" . . . "wow!"
These smiling little guys? her zits! (The black strip is a piece of sticky tape that goes over your nose)
remember how Christians said that credit cards and shit were the number of the beast? They were right! Now stand still while we brand this bar-code into your flesh. . .
see, even the strays are getting all demonically posessed. . .
solitary Pachinko ball in the middle of the street, Shinjuku
Funky's hot dog Station.
below: a bad traffic accident?
Amazon saliva, the band.
"WE EAT SAME ALL SHITS!"
medical powders one can mix with one's drink.
on the left: "singing-on-key cure!" "chocolate flavor." mix it with your drink in the club. . .
The Salariman is saying, "with this, my karaoke is perfect! i will be pre-eminent in my karaoke group!"
on the right: "onnnasukitome-ru E" ("type E playboy stopper") the subtext reads, "the ingredients in here will control the bad habits." Ladies, slip this in your man's drink to keep him from checking out other broads. Also chocolate.
Below, SAYONARA.
after 5 years of service, and 100 discount, bargain-bin pornos of middle-aged women licking the camera lens, the Hello Kitty VCR finally gave up. It's now living on the farm upstate with Uncle Ernie.
below: the new tattoo.
can we zoom in on that?
On the left side:
EXTERMINATE THE EMPEROR!!!
(tennou bokumetsu)
on the right:
I LOVE KITTY-KATS!!
(neko daisuke)
what is this?
WONDER BREAD.
packaged like TOFU.
no crust. just spongy cubes of vat-grown bread material.
the caption reads: HIGHLY REFINED! the deliciousness is second to none.
finally, BANANA STREET
Banana street is a segment which infrequently occurs on the comedy show LINCOLN. The threataning , leering, and socially awkward manner of Bizarro Bert and Bizarro Ernie is not some cultural misunderstanding, it is deliberate.
watch the whole thing here:
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=ulHWeJaJArQ
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