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disclaimer. . . .

First let me state the obvious: America has lots of strange magazines too! We also have a magazine about an flying alien reporter who mates with human females, and one about a rich guy who lives alone with a teenage boy, who wears hotpants to fight crime. And these last two magazines sell a million copies every month! But obviously most Americans aren't into those fetishes! And obviously most Japanese don't enjoy the stuff in the magazines I'm about to show you, either. I come from America, the country that invented 'KNOCKED UP AND PACKING', the magazine about heavily armed naked pregnant women, so obviously I'm in no position to be mocking Japan for having 'weird' magazines. Nor am I ENDORSING the stuff in the Japanese magazines. I just think it's INTERESTING, and I'm sure that you'll find something interesting here as well.

 

Q: PORN OR NOT PORN?

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a: trick question. they're ALL porn. from the magazine E-LOGIN. this magazine isn't just about porn, it isn't just about ANIME porn, it's specifically about 'choose your own adventure'-style interactive anime porn. apparently you have to win videogame battles in order to see the dirty pictures. I'm going to throw this magazine away. . . after all, if you're REALLY such an enormous nerd that you'd buy such a game,why would you need naked lady pictures as a reward for videogame skill? shouldn't the mere signt of pac-man give you arousal, you enormous nerd??


again, PORN OR NOT PORN?

to play this game, it's simple . . .just DOUBLE CLICK ON THE IMAGE, and a pop up window will appear with the answer.

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ANSWERS...

 

now, RATE YOURSELF:

1-2 correct answers: you have no knowledge of Japanese perversion. This means, you're very healthy and moral, but you're also ignorant of other cultures, and probably xenophobic too!

3-4 correct answers: you have a small knowledge. you're not culturally insensitive, or realy perverted. you're just MEDIOCRE, which is even worse!!

5-6 correct: congratulations! you are very PC for understanding other cultures so well. unfortunately you're also a dirty, dirty pervert, and i can't stand the sight of you!

7-8 correct: you are a pornographer. turn yourself in to the nearest Koban immidiately.

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