this trip. . . . it is dildos, page 6
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I also got these giant-ass panorama photos i took. from like 180 to 360 degrees. . .too big to fit on this here page. click on them to see the whole thing.
bergen lake -bergen lake 2 -bergen city -bergen top mountain -cliff -cliff two -iceland desert -flem cliff -glacier -iceberg -iceberg two -moss -moss two -myrdal lake -myrdal valley --myrdal valley 2 -myrdal valley 3 -narrow fjjord -rockwall -rosenthal mountain -sondal glacier -waterfall -waterfall 2 -waterfall 3 -
SUNDAY
I am about to start the epic bike ride though mountain valleys. I gotta pack light, because I will be riding a bike and can only carry one backpack’s worth of stuff. So, I take my big huge parka, the one that I’ve been lugging everywhere and almost never using, and put it in the car trunk.
I take a forty dollar train ride to a town called myrtle, where it is freezing. The one time I DO need my coat, and I don’t have it!! Or my gloves!! After all this I gotta cancel my epic bike ride!!! Have to take ANOTHER $40 train ride back to the hotel, and spend the whole ride thinking, “I just can’t do this another day! I can’t live like this with the constant helplessness and chaos, the carefully laid plans destroyed by one unknown but important fact, never knowing where I am going to sleep that night, if I will make the last ferryboat (is it at 5 pm? Midnight? Who knows?!?), and paying like $300 a day for the privilege of this situation!!!” it is like, not just the bike ride fiasco but the whole general vacation stress all comes crashing in on my head. I resolve to go back to the hotel and get hammered in my room. No more taking risks and nomore stress. No more worrying how much everything costs. No more TRYING. Just drink ? I know I’ll succeed at THAT. I decide to get RGB: Re Grettably Drunk. (When you hurl, you can call that RGB COLOR.)
Feeling a little cheered up by the prospect of success, I go to the town store, only to find a sign in the window saying NO ALCOHOL SOLD ON SUNDAYS. Jesus, here I am at my wit’s end, having the worst day, and I picked THE ONE DAY A WEEK when I could not find booze to help me cope!! Trying to maintain a mature adult attitude and not flip out, I walk unsteadily to the tourist center and ask about renting a bike HERE, and riding UPHILL to Myrdall. Better than nothing. The fat towheaded neckbeard bike dude who clearly hates his job takes me round back and shows me the last unrented bike. He says try it out. I say, with typical Japanese ways, “that could be a little difficult”: the last bike has a flat tire. He declines to fix it, requesting that instead rent one of 3 “super deluxe bikes” that cost more than my car to rent for 1 day!!
Right when I am about to explode, my sheer stubbornness kicks in. meeeh! Forget about it! I’ll walk the whole way. Fuck these tourist pillaging Viking towheads. Fuck the weather. And especially fuck ME for always getting into these situations to begin with; I’ll walk until I hurt so bad I just don’t worry about any of this anymore.
Turns out, though, the weather gets pretty good (i.e. bad but not actually raining for once). Plus the hike is beautiful and my hatred just melts away. Maybe I DID get good karma yesterday! I hike 9 hours and 22 km. I have enough food, drink, and coats!
hella waterfalls up in here. there are places on the river where you can hear the roar and actually feel the violence through your feet. it has such power when it's squeezed into a small channel. . . .like a wet bomb.
this trip. . . . it is dildos, page 6
page 1 - page 2 - page 3 - page 4 - page 5 -
page 6 - page 7 - page 8 - page 9 -page 10
I also got these giant-ass panorama photos i took. from like 180 to 360 degrees. . .too big to fit on this here page. click on them to see the whole thing.
bergen lake -bergen lake 2 -bergen city -bergen top mountain -cliff -cliff two -iceland desert -flem cliff -glacier -iceberg -iceberg two -moss -moss two -myrdal lake -myrdal valley --myrdal valley 2 -myrdal valley 3 -narrow fjjord -rockwall -rosenthal mountain -sondal glacier -waterfall -waterfall 2 -waterfall 3 -
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