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June 2008 EGG magaine, featuring a special report on

HOW TO HIT FOREIGNERS:

. .. no, wait, actually it's a report on how to stop sexual harassment by foreigners at a club.

I hope the "GET OUT FACE!" expression catches on.

Below, women's fashion:

. . . and men's fashion:

Pretty sure one of the two is a joke, but I'll be dammned if I can tell which.

 

Summer diets!

The "gaijin punch" is part of a larger article on how to avoid date-rape. The name of the article is SEX KARATE MASTER'S SECRET TECHNIQUES!

One of the interesting things about this article is it presumes you're already in a hotel room with someone you don't want to have sex with.

There is no guide of, "Secret Techniques of How to Not be in a Hotel."

Probably because, "Don't drink" is too short to be a magazine article.

That's another weird thing about this article - it makes no mention about alcohol, drugs,

or the fact that these delicate negotiations are doubtless being conducted under the influence of both!

I guess that sort of common sense advice is too boring for EGG.

They seem to want to tittilate their readers with sex and narrow escapes.

But - why would a magazine with a female readership find that kind of thing tittilating?

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