ok, here is a new japanese-rap from me. Japanese people sometimes (usually the older generation) think white people noses are kind of too long and goofy looking. but they don't know that our huge white person noses have crazy magical powers, and that is why the noses have to be so big. . .to hold all the magic spells!! enjoy.

HEN NA INOUCHI

おれの鼻はあなたの新しい神様 だ

ore no hana wa anata no atarashii kamisama da

(my nose is your new god)

魔法的な　弾　を　射られる … 穴から　

mahouteki na tama wo irareru anakara

(a magical bullet can be launched from the hole,)

一方に　本棚より広い

i-po ni hondana yori hiroi

(furthermore, it is wider than a book-case)

そんなに　長い鼻は色っぽい

sonna ni nagai hana wa iro-poi kanaaa

(a nose this long is erotic)

急いで行かなくちゃ前から後ろ　が　スゴイ　遠い

isoi de ikanakucha mae kara ushiro ga sugoi toui

(you must run fast because it is a long way from the front to the back of it)

他の　奴ら　“死んだパンダよりキモイーーー

hoka no yatsura “shindapanda yori kimoi

(some idiot said it is more pathetic than a dead panda)

ショボイと思います”

shoboi to omoi ・ masu”

(and that it is played-out, he thinks)

ブーブー

bu-bu-

(boo-boo!!)

全然しぼくない、　商品が　まだ　高い

zenzen shibokunai, shouhin ga mada takai

(absolutely not played-out. The quality is still good)

のに　アレルギ　に　弱い。

no ni allerugi ni yowai

(surprisingly however, it is weak when it comes to allergies)

鼻水がたれる、　安全　が　減る

hanamizu ga tareru, anzen ga heru

(the snot is dangling, the safety is decreasing)

あなたの　寝る時、　体が　塗れる

anata no neru toki, karada ga nureru

(at the time when you are sleeping, your body is coated)

この　玩具、　どうか？

kono omocha, dou ka?

(this kind of toy, how is it?)

ちょっとオチャメなこと？　そうだ。

Chotto ocha-me na koto? Sou da.

(is it a mischevious action? Yes, that is the case!)

操作は易しい・　触ると望み

Sousa wa yasashi. Sawaru to nozomi

(the operating procedure is very simple. Touch it and make a wish)

と　言ったとたん　実現　するらしい。

to I-tatotan jitsugen suru

(and immidiately the wish will come true) 　

俺の鼻を撮る　水が降る、　夢が来る, 変な祈る----

oreno hana wo toru,mizu ga furu, yume ga kuru

( pick up the nose, water falls, dreams come, it is a strange prayer!)

-ご注意！

go chuui !

(. . .so be careful!)

でもちょう安い

suge yasui

(but it is so cheap)

気前　いい　から　割引　に　成った

(I am so generous, so it has become on sale)

icky な　液で　ハナクソ　を　三匹　飼った

Icky na eki de hanakuso wo sanbiki ka-ta

(in the icky liquid I am raising three boogers)

きみが　起きくと　知り会った。　どうだった？

Kimi ga okikuto shiri a-ta. Douda-ta?

(when you wake up, you first became aware of them. How was it?)

奴が　泣くなちゃった。

Yatsu ga naku nacha-ta.

(unfortunately, that cried)

MP3 OF THE SONG IS HERE. YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT. it is really good!!!!

my man MC BAKAMIKE contributed the "yatsu voice!" thanks bakamike!!!

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