Pope Dead

being a fan of topical humor which is 2 weeks late, I decided to write a sort of "farewell song" in honor of the man who helped so many people to have starving, dyssentery-riddled babies which they cannot afford to feed, by spiritually outlawing contraception and homosexuality (except in the case of pedophila). Just think of all the food he could have bought for all the unwanted babies he helped bring into the world. . .but he wound up spending the money on lawsuits to kids who were violated by his corps of . . . .</endrant>

Anyway you remember the 50 CENT song called . . .. P.I.M.P. ??

the song where Mr. Genius makes the word "me" rhyme with "me"?

"i dont know what you heard about me / a bitch can't get a dollar out of me"

compare to the simpsons Bowling Team Gag;

"you can do it homer, you can do it homer / pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!"

this is just unreal. i doubt anyone else besides Mr. Cent saw that gag and decided, "Hey, these guys are on to something! I'm going to do this and make a million dollars!" . . what the </endrant>

Long story short, , I re-recorded 50 cent's tune, using Italian instruments (mandolin, accordion, Roland 808, etc.) and i can now present to you the new song . . . .. . . . entitled, P.O.P.E.

enjoy.

link to original 50 cent video (silicon boobie mix)

link to mp3 of MY song, P.O.P.E.

compare and contrast!

P.O.P.E.

I don’t know what you heard about me

A bitch can’t get a condom outta me

No horns or tail that you can see

Because I’m the motherfuckin’ P.O.P.E.

You ate the wafer, bitch, that ain’t free

In the basket put the cash money

You know I got to pay a legal fee

For a child molesting clergy

My crib’s in Vatican City

My money’s laundered in Sicily

I’m the MC from The Holy See

That’s right: the motherfucking P.O.P.E.

I bet you didn’t know I was rapping

But I can even flow in Latin

Absolve, Domine, animas omnium fidelium

defunctorum ab omni vinculo delictorum

I think gays are kind of sick

Though I never laid down with a chick

Matter of fact it’s a mortal sin

Does this white dress make me look thin?

No, seriously, don’t lie. Does it?

Send a jew to hell when he’s dead

Though I got a yarmuckle on my head

So wise up you should repent

Or you might get shot like 50 cent

So another Jezebel spread her knees

Now she wants an abortion, oh please

You can get it in a back alley

Because I’m the motherfuckin’ P.O.P.E.

Drink the blood of Christ every week

Have another hit, because that shit tastes sweet

Drive the Popemobile so drunk

Venom’s all locked in the trunk

Confess all your sins to me

Don’t skip the parts that’s sexy

I need to know - was it two cocks or three?

Because I’m the motherfuckin’ P.O.P.E.

If you want to talk to G. O.D.

First, you gotta let me wet my beak

Bhudda, Lao Tsu, Hubbard and Odin

Can all go hummmmm on these scrotum

Jimmy Swaggart and Falwell are all fakers

Kiss my ring, I am the greatest!

Get cash everyday no hiatus.

When it comes to making papes, I am the papist!

With the lord ya know I have pull

So I get paid in full ; If you step to the

P, your card will get pulled

And that ain’t no Papal Bull

Way back in history

Christ asked Rome for liberty

So they nailed him to a tree

But then we switched to Christianity

Rome is rich off pimping J.C.

So Christ never really did get free

I got no time for irony

Because I’m the motherfuckin’ P.O.P.E.

So now I’m dead get O.E.

And pour out a 40 over me

I’m in heaven rappin with Eazy-E

Because I’m the motherfuckin’ P.O.P.E.

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yes the Latin is real. i will send a free postcard to the first person who can translate it. wait, nevermind, you all have Google. no deal.

ONCE AGAIN, HERE IS THE MP3 FOR THE SONG.

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