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I AM RAPPING IN JAPANESE NOW.

the title roughly translates to
VERY STUPID DIRTY MONKEY.
the chorus is,
FOREIGN MONKEY
ERECT MONKEY
NO-CONSCIENCE-HAVIN' MONKEY WHO IS DRUNK
HE BECOMES A STINKY DEMON.
As you can see, my Japanese vocabulary is not so great. But at least I wrote it myself.

The rap is kind of a satire of prejudice. See, japanese people are really friendly, but japanese culture has hella rules compared to other cultures. and sometimes the people get so obsessed with their rules and traditions that they can't tell the difference between important rules and unimportant rules.
i.e.
"aaahhh!!! you killed my kitten!!!"
vs.
"aaahhhh!! you wore your kitchen slippers in the living room!!!"
so, to help people understand that some rules have a FUCKING GOOD REASON and other rules CAN BE BROKEN WITHOUT HARMING ANYONE. . .
the bad foreign monkey goes around, alternately sticking his chopsticks in the rice bowl, and putting aborted fetuses in UFO catchers.

Here is the mp3 : WARUSARU

悪猿　（warusaru）

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趣味は罪　とか　罪が趣味

Shumi wa tsumi toka tsumi ga shumi

(my hobby is crime, or is crime my hobby?)

どうち　が　いい　かなあ　ちょう　悪いだ

Douchi ga ii, ka naa chou warui da

(which is it? Anyway it is really bad)

猿に ふりあいな　ふるまい

Saru ni funi ai na furu mai

(I do the action which is unfit for even a monkey)

センターガイ　の　髪　に　おしっこ　が　降りだ。

Sen-ta gai no kami ni oshi-ko ga furi. Da.

(Urine rains on the head of the Center-guy!)

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あの　交番　で　悪ひょうばん　が　ある。

ano kouban de akuhyouban ga aru

(at that police station, i have a bad reputation)

チョウばか　悪猿　ピッシング　オン　ザ　日の丸

chou baka waru-saru, pissing on the hinomaru

(very stupid evil monkey, pissing on the Japanese Flag)

問題！　損害した　旗

mondai! songai shita hata songai shita hata

(a problem!! it is a damaged flag)

温泉で　ウンチ　出っちゃった !

onsen de unchi de-cha-ta

(at the public hot springs, poop came out!)

君に新しい　名詞　を　もらた、　けどう　全然　見なかった

kimi ni tarashik meishi wo morata-- kedou zen zen minakatta

(I received your buisness card, but I did not look at it at all!)

台所の　スリッパ　を　はいているまま　お手洗い　に　入った !!!

daidokoro no suri-pa wo haiteirumama otearai ni ha-ta

(I wore my kitchen slippers in the bathroom!!!)

関西から　かんだ、　一第　ヤバイ　ラッパ

kansai kara kanda, ichidai yabai rappa

(from east japan to far west japan, I am the most ill rapper)

動物園　で　ムラムラ　パンダ

dobutsukan de mura mura panda

(at the zoo, with a horny horny panda)

手こき　して　あげた、　上手　な　マスタベータ

tekoki shite ageta, jouzu na mastabeta

(i gave him the hand-job, i am a talented masturbator)

腸は　マリワナ　が　いっぱい　された

harawata ha mariwana ga ippai sareta

(my intestines have become totally packed with marijuana)

すぴリース　を　飲めば、　ワサビ　が　チぇイサー　だ。

supiri-su wo nomeba, wasabi ga cheisa- da.

(if I drink Spirits, I use a wasabi chaser)

そのいう　こと　して疲れた

sono iu koto shite tsukareta

(after doing that kind of stuff I get tired)

ゲイバー　で　寝た、　起きくと

geiba- de neta, okikuto

(i fell asleep at the gay bar)

御釜の　お客様　に　金玉　フェラフェラされた。。。　ゲラゲラ！

okama no okyakusama ni kintama fera fera sareta... gera gera

(when i woke up i was being fellated by a transvestite, so i guffawed loudly)

あんあに　下手　な　男芸者　に　怪我　してくれた。

ano heta na gaisha ni kega shite kureta

(the technique of this Geisha was so poor i suffered an injury)

有名な　お寺　で　ブルセラ　経営　してーいる。

yumei na otera de burasera kei-ei shiteiru

(at the famous Bhuddist temple i manage an enterprise buying and selling used schoolgirl uniforms)

仏はも　ビンビン　される！

butsu wa mo binbin sareru

(even Bhudda is made erect by this)

でも、　エイズ　が　増える

demo eizu ga fueru

(but AIDS is on the increase)

だが 天国　に　残れる

daga tengoku de nokoreru

(so he will just remain in heaven)

若い　メス豚　の　“援助くさい”

wakai mesu mesu buta no "enjo kusai"

(young bitches do "compensated stinking")

こと　を　嗅ぐれる　でしょう？？

koto wo kagureru deshou?

(this action, you can smell it, can't you?)

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趣味は罪　とか　罪が趣味

Shumi wa tsumi toka tsumi ga shumi

(my hobby is crime, or is crime my hobby?)

どうち　が　いい　かなあ　ちょう　悪いだ

Douchi ga ii, ka naa chou warui da

(which is it? Anyway it is really bad)

猿に ふりあいな　ふるまい

Saru ni funi ai na furu mai

(I do the action which is unfit for even a monkey)

センターガイ　の　髪　に　おしっこ　が　降りだ。

Sen-ta gai no kami ni oshi-ko ga furi. Da.

(Urine rains on the head of the Center-guy!)

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俗の俗の俗！　僕は

zoku no zoku no zoku! boku ha

(i am the lowest of the low)

ソウチュウ の　せい　で　ゲロ　が　囲む

sochu no sei de gero ga kakomu

(it is the fault of Korean whiskey that i am surrounded by vomit)

全国　が　自分　の　ゲロ　見える　こと　を　望む

zenkoku ga jibun no gero mieru koto wo nozomu

(my dream is that the whole country could see this vomit)

イメージクラブ　で　トトロ　を　頼む

image club de totoro wo tanomu

(at the image club i request a Totoro)

レストランで箸を叩く

restaraunt de hashi wo tataku

(at the restaraunt i play drums with my chopsticks)

どこでも何でも乱す

dokodemo nandemo midasu

(any time any where i throw things into dissaray)

毎夏　君のエアコンを壊す

mai natsu kimi no aircon wo kowasu

(every summer, i fuck up your air conditioning)

そんなに　下品　に　話す

sonna ni gehin ni hanasu

(with such an inelegant rhyme)

で、　人生　を　暮らす！！

de, jinsei wo kurasu

(this is how i make my living)

おれ　は　難問、　兄大　難問

ore wa nanmon kyoudai nanmon

(I am a big problem, really a fantastically gigantic problem)

bloody like a tampon with the morals of manson

(ibid.)

改善　してみますが　悪習　を　戻す

kaizen shitemimasu ga akushu wo modosu

(i try to reform, but the bad habits return)

なんとなく　 アフローケン　を　殺す

nantonaku Afroken wo korosu

(for no reason i killed Afroken)

i never do shit like i am suppose to

(ibid.)

堕胎　を　ＵＦＯ カチャ　に　残す。

datai wo ufo catcher ni nokosu

(i put an abortion in the UFO Catcher)

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外人　悪猿

Gaijin warusaru

(foreign monkey)

ビンビン悪猿

Binbin warusaru

(erect monkey)

良心　がない悪猿

Ryoushin ga nai warusaru

(monkey without a conscience)

酔っ払い　悪猿 , 臭い鬼に成る

Yo-parai warusaru Kusai oni ni naru

(drunk monkey turns into a stinky demon )

.Snarky-ass anime nerds who want to correct my bad grammar and poor translation -- you better phrase your complaints in rap form otherwise i won't read it, and the rap better be just def as fuck too.

.again, Here is the mp3 : WARUSARU

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