not long ago i did a report of a live show by electric wizard.
I got so stoked on it, I did something I never did before: composed an 80-bar rap on the way home from the show. I got my pall MATT B (beat-maker of the band bass science), to make the music. We recorded the song -- it's not done yet but here is the rough mix.
and here's the Electric Wizard's myspace page,where you can listen to some of their songs.
For now, though, download my song and read along with the lyrics:
Welcome to funeralopolis, I’m the fuckin’ mayor
Mother of serpent layer, wizard of gore slayer
Fuck stoner rock and funeral doom too
Just hit the sick riffs the way Vitus used to
Keep the roots true, the way the chosen few do
Sweet poppy, cheap sake, leaf zombie voodoo !
Wizard party don’t stop, keeps going on and on
Snorting rails off the cover of the Necronomicon
Bring the holy host, so we can vomit on
Doctor High-stein Gonna bring the Atomic Bong !
Master of alchemy showin’ with the potion
Iron bong for the chosen, at the altar invokin’
What’s the commotion? What all you smokin’?
Toking Lovecraft’s ashes and now your ass is overdosin’!!
Skin like leather an’ brain damage from the Ketamine
Hollow eyed zombie, drug war veteran . . .
Flying high and yet slow like a pelican
A green cloud of indoe the whole band enveloped in
Iron barbarian! Green dope Skeletons?
Sun has turned to black and we goin’ back to hell again!
(chorus:)
so, Come my fanatics, my Dope addicts,
My Stone magnet's attracted, to bad habits
my Necros with automatics, my blunt's gigantic,
The second coming of Sabbath! Green magic, satanic!
Sinister Crowley homey, light up a rollie
Unholy tritone, live show ceremony
“you'd be kneeling to the electric. . . ”
Taking mad hits from the spliziff and the hizzerb
Go to new dimensions and bring back the weird bud
Putting shit in the wooden pipe kieth Richards be afeard of
Heavy ass riffs, they got a myriad
Doing more 'cid than my kid Tim Leary did
Put evil in a needle-- mainline in your jugular
Just another victim of the one count drugula !
do a mind transferal with a bona fide Chrono-naut
Got trapped in the past 'cause that fool gets stoned a lot!
Wheezing some,
because the Demon lung
got the smoke in it
Make a bong,
out of satan’s dong
And tokin’ it !!!
So, join the witchcult today, And with no delay
Spark up the hay and Let us prey (on a poser)
Now is the ritual, Invoke the Supercoven,
Necrobong in your face Like a Hoover huffin’
With the son of nothing, chilling in the toke zone
Sitting on the dope throne Smoking all the home grown
(chorus)
Fucking up the room 'cause the tunes is the Doomiest
Guitars bring pure lava like Vesuvius
Flow is the grooviest ? Just keep looping this,
2 notes, 10 minutes, god damn! Who be this?
With the groove locked down like james brown?
Who be this with the neck-breaking, head-banging sound?
Who be this with the stoner live shows in overdrive ?
(There goes the devil’s bride, snorting black butterfly )
e- to the Wizzy in the motherfuckin’hizzy
Herb got me dizzy, slip into a delirium
Notes I’m tastin’ em, colors I’m hearin’ em
Am I goin’ crazy? Headbangin’ like I’m handicapped
Necro berserker, in a state of doom-mantia !!!!
Playing all the tunes, rocking all the rooms
Bringing all the doom, chewing all the shrooms
Writing titanic Riffs, taking gigantic hits
Prince of darkness
Spliff: just spark this
Whip a narc’s ass and piss on the carcass !!
(chorus)
Turn up the sunn-o’s --It's time to run shows
Eradicate a poser and hit another blunt dose
Green like Godzilla but twice as heavier
Spark the sensimilla and crush all competitors
Conciousness fading, hallucinating
Iron zombie invocating, she-goat fellating,
Satan’s all hatin’ cus I took his bowl and cashed it
Smoked all the resin and even took the last hit!
Now he mad at me, not mannerly, don’t be blamin me
Devil told me to do it, and you’re the same as he!
So get your ass down to the electric ritual
Get possessed by the hectic minstrez
at the wizard show
Drunk as fuck and you’re sucking on your tenth beer
Music so loud you lost your hearing in your left ear
Headbanging so hard - neck got used up
Wake up : hospital! Vertebrae all fused up !
Pins in your neck lookin’ like Frankenstein
Can’t wait for them to come back and do it next time.
They sell it by the gram, by the riff, by the hook or jam :
E. L. Wizzo, the Devil’s own pusherman !
download the song here.
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