MONDAY 7/19
catfight. click on the pictures to go to the photo gallery.
MATCH ONE: Frilly Fighter versus Chihiro.
This was just ‘regular’ style fighting. The highlights were: Frilly Fighter slamming Chihiro’s head into the cabinets, and Chirhiro, (who has a very cute and girly face: small nose, small ears, small delicate lilps and eyes, but BIG GIANT POINTY CHIN), Chihiro was doing ‘chin attack’ on Frilly Fighter. Just like chin-first headbutts.
The Manager adds: “Frilly Fighter said she saw Chihiro’s vagina accidentally. It was beautiful!”
MATCH TWO: Salamander (176 cm tall) vs. Victim.
Each round of this battle had a different fighting style. First was kickboxing, then rassling, and finally the third round was comedy fighting / trash talking. Salamander won by holding Victim’s eye open and spitting in it.
The Manager explained excitedly, “she got the contact lens dirty!!”
MATCH THREE: Michelle vs. Goldie Upsideyourhead.
Goldie is an American boxer who is making her debut today. This is her first time to wrestle anyone ever. Michelle was too weak to pin Goldie, and Goldie didn’t know any submission holds at ALL. She resolved this donundrum by mugging shamelessly for the crowd. All standing there while Michelle tried to pin her, but it looked more like Michelle was trying to scale a mountain, and Goldie was just staring at her like , “what?” Then she got bored and rolled around with Michelle but didn’t know how to grapple with her at all. Eventually, she just lost patience, kidneys were punched and Goldie won. I think everyone, performers and crowd alike, was confued but enlivened by this match. Hella dudes were just staring at her large American thingies and going ‘uhhhhhhhh’ so I took pictures of them too.
The Manager Adds: “Goldie! You can punch her more!”
MATCH FOUR: Masked Cherry’s Retirement Match.
She finally got a contract with the professional wrestling league, so she’s quitting catfighting. For her last match they had this blowout 20 minute tagteam bout. Masked Cherry and Cangyal Ryoko in matching costumes (which Ryoko designed herself) . . .versus Mickey and Baba’s Ghost. Mickey is usually a violent Nun but today she was a Bosozoku (biker gang member). the most legendary pro wrestler in japan was Baba-san. He is dead now, so one of today’s fighters was dressed up as him, and her gimmick was, she would die AFTER EVERY ROUND. Also she had kanji written on the bottoms of her feet so people could read as she was kicking them in the face. But she lost, Masked Cherry won, and everyone wished her good luck as she entered the much more respectable world of pro rassling.The fighting was, by catfight standards, pretty technical, but Ryoko was just not into it. She just stood in the corner usually looking like someone told her there was no Santa Claus. I haven’t seen anyone so sad since I explained to my Russian sex worker classmate that in California, dating couples go Dutch.
Also sad: Goldie; who, even though she was a performer, she wasn’t allowed to come out and watch the other fights! The club was ‘too small’ or something. . . she took her camera backstage. “she’s probably taking photos of the other fighters getting dressed, the pervert,” I explained.
The Manager adds: “I want to see the naked fighter photos!”
After that, we all went to get sukiyaki, which fucking ruled because we were hungry as hell. Then goldie showed us some kabukicho place where customers can send puffs of air from remote-controlled fans in the floor to make women’s skirts fly up, and then The Manager took us to his store for porno video shopping. Goldie was so excited, like a little kid in a candy store. She blew her catfight money on some balloon-fetish and spitting videos. I got the ‘yamanbas that haven’t had a bath in a week, smelling each other’ video, plus a little something where a bunch of schoolgirls hang each other. . I believe it was called ‘LESBIAN LYNCHING.’
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