Tokyo Damage Report

engrish of the day ;

today: hero show at tokyo dome!!
In the center of tokyo there is the tokyo dome amusement park. being japan, this park is only 100 feet on a side, but they hired MC ESCHER to be the architect so they could cram like 3 rollercoasters and a funhouse into that 100 feet. [...]

Spread the venom

Hide Sites

Whether you read the book or just watch the movie, you only see the start of the battle in the mines of moria–
you never see just how Gandalf beats theBalrog.
Given Tolkien’s legendary love of chronic and bitches, We figure it went something like this:

Spread the venom

Hide Sites

$$(‘div.d1532′).each( function(e) { e.visualEffect(’slide_up’,{duration:0.5}) });

Spread the venom

Hide Sites

I’ll get the plot summary out of the way, because if you are currently alive, you’ve already seen this movie.
Main guy is stuck in a subway station with some South Asian robots. Meanwhile, armies of high-tech black invaders are on their way to attack the low-tech but [...]

Spread the venom

Hide Sites

I mean, both subcultures have awful music, ridiculous clothes, no sense of humor, and a total commitment to avoiding politics. So why not hate them both equally?
 
1—Is it just that there were Goths at my high school, but no ravers, and therefore I’m simply too old to ‘get’ rave? Well, no. I’m too old to [...]

Spread the venom

Hide Sites

I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET….

.. But that’s not going to stop me from having an opinion of it.
Basically I think it’s fucking rad.
The principle of the thing.
The movie itself…I don’t know.
The movie isn’t even important at this point!!
Who cares about the movie???This movie is just a sort of spiritual flashlight which illuminates [...]

Spread the venom

Hide Sites

I don’t think that getting a major label deal should be based on if you were REALLY in jail, the number of times you have been shot, or how many tattoos you have. Nor how good you look in a video, whether you knew 2pac, or who makes your fucking beats. All that should matter [...]

Spread the venom

Hide Sites