Tokyo Damage Report

2004 spring Design Festa fashion

FASHION CHECK!!! these pictures were taken at the design festa international art / music / cartoon show, of which you will find more information HERE.

besides the fashion shows, there were lots of people walking around with excellent clothing. i asked them if i could take their picture and they said yes. so here for your sartorial edification, is the FIRST ANNUAL DESIGN FESTA FASHION CHECK.

what i like best about this look is, she’s 40.

sort of BLADE RUNNER REPLICANT ACROBATIC WARRIOR GIRL eye makeup plus silver fake eyelash.

gay and grim at the same time.

i was like, ‘no, keep the umbrella in the picture. the umbrella is vital.’

if you peer really closely at your monitor you can see that money-grip’s glasses are designed to LOOK like they were put on upside-down. also he is a punk Vulcan.

the collar of the shirt is actually the ‘belt area’ of some pants.

are you as amazed and delighted by this as i?

punk with cell phone, Mohawk, and umbrella. there’s some kind of undeniable synergy with those three things together. also it’s just plain silly.

please note in the lower right corner THE SEXIEST SHOES EVER MADE. god damn. i only noticed them after i was photoshopping the picture a week later. i was like GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!!


aside from the pattern synergy, note the socks: they only go halfway up the foot.

picture the smell of that as you rue the fact that you will almost never marry this woman, and you’ll feel less like killing yourself.

this whole ‘WE’RE WACKY TWIN SISTERS’ thing used to be huge like 4 years ago. but these girls are keeping it real. also, acid washed.

homey is all into being a happy elf.

she’s all looking at her friend like, "i can’t believe i’m doing this!"

i’m pretty dead-set against her bag, but the rest of the shit was straight making me fall in love.

and now, because i save the best for last. . . . .

all together now: "fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

in case you think you have gone insane and are just seeing shit, let me explain what you are looking at:

totally brutal oxblood hoof-shaped PLATFORM boots with ocelot trim AND MATCHING LACES.

i don’t think you are even allowed into the shop that sells these shoes, until you have like documented yourself killing several innocent people and drinking their innards.

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