Tokyo Damage Report

Archive for July, 2004

sex, depression, and email RANTS

EMAIL: Another not rad thing: email. I’ve been here for over one year. 13 months and 4 days to be precise. And yet I am still closer to my computer than I am to my ‘real life’ friends. I rely on it more, I am more comfortable dealing with it for extended periods of time, […]

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old kogals.

On the train today, I sit opposite one of THEM. You know THEM. . . and you still see THEM from time to time. . . . middle-aged kogals. Remember the schoolgirls that became world-famous in 1998 when they bleached their hair and tanned their skin and wore 18 inch platform heels and so on? […]

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the dirty, kid-hating world of Doraemon

I’ve been doing this site for over a year now. In that time I’ve described some ill shit?human ass candleholders, Hitler impersonators, ramen bikini foodfights, and so on. But I don’t think you’re prepared for what I’m going to show next. Like many Americans who have heard about the infamous Panty Vending Machine, I’ve spent […]

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July smokes the Hogan.

july bullshit report BAND BULLSHIT: just today got told that my band has to ‘pay to play’ $100 for our first gig. This is, like, a full 3 months after we got the gig, and 6 weeks after the promoter got me to make a flyer for the gig for free, and a month after […]

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ideal girlfriend wish-list

yikes. having broken up with The Mormon,. . . <I’m not going to post that story. Suffice to say I tried to dump her the way I would want to be dumped (i.e. in person, not by email/phone, and certainly not by just running away and not responding . . . real direct, no bullshit, […]

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reup : freaks, deconstruction, no think, struggle for pride, nadacambia, idol punch, life

Sunday July 4, 2004 Went to meet Tha Manager in downtown Shinjuku. . .. But my nose was so fucked with allergies I had to go home after 4 minutes. Plus the shit was crowded as ive ever seen it in my life. Just fucking Calcutta, if Calcutta were sponsored by vouitton. I was dripping […]

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department H: bondage version

7/3 Department h show . First act was the best? Some lady who came out in a giant mask of P-CHAN. P-chan is the mascot of the Tokyo police department, who use a cute Outer Space Cartoon Yellow Mouse to strike terror into the hearts of evildoers. Anyway, P-CHAN came out in a little bikini […]

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