Tokyo Damage Report

department H: bondage version

7/3 Department h show .

First act was the best?

Some lady who came out in a giant mask of P-CHAN. P-chan is the mascot of the Tokyo police department, who use a cute Outer Space Cartoon Yellow Mouse to strike terror into the hearts of evildoers. Anyway, P-CHAN came out in a little bikini and rigged up a little rope harness which dangled from the roof. Then she went off stage and P-CHAN re-entered but this time P-CHAN was a naked guy somehow.

The lady came back on in a policewoman’s uniform, and proceeded to do rope-bondage ON HERSELF. Finally she was all trussed up like a Christmas ham, dangling from this harness, spinning round and round.

As if self-bondage and acrobatic contortion poses weren’t enough, she proceeded to to a striptease WHILE BOUND. And spinning in impossible poses. I always thought bondage was just dumb and corny but this lady was fucking amazing.

Also amazing: a really drunk off-duty stripper in the front row got on stage and started trying to light the male P-CHAN’s penis on fire with a zippo. Not part of the act.

Next act: some lady in a big kimono, and her friend who wore a sort of less-flamboyant sailor moon outfit and really didn’t do anything. The kimono lady did some fan dancing and then stripped out the kimono. She was not so amazing

. What was amazing were the posse of middleaged dykes in the front that just went APESHIT. Just like those old Tex Avery cartoons where the Wolf’s eyes get hard-ons and bust out of his skull while drool puddles around his chin? It was like that but more Asian. Those dykes were the best people there. Totally sweet!!

After that : YET ANOTHER striptease. This time with an OUTER SPACE kimono, which had this insane UFO-ANTLER headdress which looked like it had been designed by Dr. Strange- era Steve Ditko, AND was covered in fake leapoard skin to boot. Jesus. The performer was androgynous, and accompanied by some ‘modern dance’ guy in a monster suit. The monster hella danced well, the stripper was just kind of so-so. Then she / he stripped down to just the OBI (kimono-belt) and the monster unrolled it. . .it unrolled for like 30 feet in front of her crotch, and he just led her out by this, like a bridesmaid carrying the bride’s ‘train’ in reverse.

After that: some pervs happened. Actually I’m not sure what else. Mainly the cool stuff was happening in the audience at this point. First, some guy was in a ‘Me-on-the-floor’ ?vs. ? ‘everyone in the whole place who has a spare candle’ ? type burning contest.

look, it’s like a bunch of good old fashioned boy scouts crouching around the campfire. a HUMAN campfire. also, i like how the b-boy-san is all getting in on the action!

After that, some OTHER guy who came there with 2 women in wicked heels wound up just getting totally trampled by them, and then kicked and poked with the heels. If he held up his hands to ward off an attack, they’d burn his hands with the lighter. It was ill. Then they were all pouring hot wax on his penis. Then they were inviting volunteers to also melt on him. It was pretty good. the best part was after they finished totally kicking his ass, they made him clean up the mess.

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