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Archive for August, 2004

Engrish quiz: video game name or bad band name?

ENGRISH OF THE DAY:
Here’s a slightly alarming list of arcade games you might not have played before:
ALPINE SURFER
POWER SHOVEL DX
ARMADILLO RACING
DIRT DASH
GUITAR FREAKS
SILENT SCORP II
SOUL CALIBUR
DOPING PANDA
REAL PUNCHER
GET BASS
UFO PUSHER (twin)
DREAM KITCHEN
LUCKY HOLDER
EXCITING BOAT RACE
SOLOR ASSOULT
UNSCANDAL
VURTUAL ON 2
Actually, two of those are band names. Guess which ones.

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fashion predictions for Fall 2004

TOKYO FASHION REPORT. here’s my predictions for fall 2004. this shit is as accurate dude. this is all based on shit that i’m seeing around town. i figure if i just, like, EXTRAPOLATE it a little, it will come true soon. don’t look at me that way, dogg, I didn’t shoot versache.
#1:
the hip-hop hairstyle that [...]

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dudman, no t-shirt @ shimokitazawa civic center

I just puttered around the house all day. I was recovering from some nightmare where I opened an old car’s door and JFK was lying dead in the front seat, and my mom is yelling that he’s my real father. At [...]

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hello kitty birthday art show

monday august 9, 2004
KITTY EX art show. a big old art show commemorating kitty-chan’s 30th birthday.

oh, plus the art SUCKED.
I thought it was going to be a sort of retrospective, like a look at some of the real-life kitty-themed items that have been manufactured over the last 30 years. Like the famous vibrator, of course. [...]

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random August Engrish.

also, let me introduce to you the newest Asian R&B Diva. . .

. . .that’s right. JAYRO. she’s taking over from MALY G. BRIGE.
next up is a USED GOTHIC LOLITA THRIFT STORE called CLOSET CHILD. it is in west shinjuku, (nishi shinjuku 7-chome, 10 block, to be exact), directly across from DAIKAN PLAZA.

the doorway is [...]

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dumb-ass emails I get

 
8/2 2004
i don’t check my fucking ’stats’. i don’t want to know about my ‘traffic’. but, considering how many idiotic emails i’m getting recently i have gotten popular.
‘hey! i’m your biggest fan! i read your site once a year! so anyway can you find this japanese porn for me? and send it to me? let’s [...]

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