Tokyo Damage Report

Archive for August, 2004

Engrish quiz: video game name or bad band name?

ENGRISH OF THE DAY: Here’s a slightly alarming list of arcade games you might not have played before: ALPINE SURFER POWER SHOVEL DX ARMADILLO RACING DIRT DASH GUITAR FREAKS SILENT SCORP II SOUL CALIBUR DOPING PANDA REAL PUNCHER GET BASS UFO PUSHER (twin) DREAM KITCHEN LUCKY HOLDER EXCITING BOAT RACE SOLOR ASSOULT UNSCANDAL VURTUAL ON […]

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fashion predictions for Fall 2004

TOKYO FASHION REPORT. here’s my predictions for fall 2004. this shit is as accurate dude. this is all based on shit that i’m seeing around town. i figure if i just, like, EXTRAPOLATE it a little, it will come true soon. don’t look at me that way, dogg, I didn’t shoot versache. #1: the hip-hop […]

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dudman, no t-shirt @ shimokitazawa civic center

I just puttered around the house all day. I was recovering from some nightmare where I opened an old car’s door and JFK was lying dead in the front seat, and my mom is yelling that he’s my real father. At around 3 I realized I was supposed to be at my friend’s band’s final […]

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hello kitty birthday art show

monday august 9, 2004 KITTY EX art show. a big old art show commemorating kitty-chan’s 30th birthday. oh, plus the art SUCKED. I thought it was going to be a sort of retrospective, like a look at some of the real-life kitty-themed items that have been manufactured over the last 30 years. Like the famous […]

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random August Engrish.

also, let me introduce to you the newest Asian R&B Diva. . . . . .that’s right. JAYRO. she’s taking over from MALY G. BRIGE. next up is a USED GOTHIC LOLITA THRIFT STORE called CLOSET CHILD. it is in west shinjuku, (nishi shinjuku 7-chome, 10 block, to be exact), directly across from DAIKAN PLAZA. […]

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dumb-ass emails I get

  8/2 2004 i don’t check my fucking ‘stats’. i don’t want to know about my ‘traffic’. but, considering how many idiotic emails i’m getting recently i have gotten popular. ‘hey! i’m your biggest fan! i read your site once a year! so anyway can you find this japanese porn for me? and send it […]

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grab bag of photos

ok, the depression has lifted and now i am going to celebrate with a ‘grab bag’ of photos of various shits that don’t fit anywhere else: summer sundays in Shinjuku they close off the main street (oddly, called ‘shinjuku street’) and have street performers and junk. there were some korean dragqueens doing Samul Nori up […]

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