Tokyo Damage Report

grab bag of photos

ok, the depression has lifted and now i am going to celebrate with a ‘grab bag’ of photos of various shits that don’t fit anywhere else:

summer sundays in Shinjuku they close off the main street (oddly, called ‘shinjuku street’) and have street performers and junk. there were some korean dragqueens doing Samul Nori up in there and this excellent racist grandpa (Alchie Bunkel?) was all telling them to be quiet. but the best shit was this:

Ultra Super Lucha Libre Sitar Go-kart Rangers!

also, if you look carelessly you can see my man is wearing a parody Doraemon shirt, which pretty much proves me right.


ok, you say, with the ultra super lucha libre sitar go-kart rangers protecting us i feel safe, you say, but do you have any REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE pictures which also teach us about the magical world of science?

yes , yes i do.

here for the first time is a very upclose photograph of ‘crusty punk pants’

they are only 6 years old.

after that i took a much more closeup picture so you can actually see the ecosystems of bacteria as they fight for survival.


ok, you say, i have learned more than i ever need to know about the verdant and fecund burbling world of crusty pants, you say. but do you have a picture of a mean cat who won’t let me park my bicycle?


and how about your shoes? you say. what is the current state of Schultz’s shoes these days? is it possible to get an up close look at a clumsily Photoshopped jpg of them?

hell yes.

and finally, here is a metal flyer. it looks like many other metal flyers. in fact you might think that this is the most ordinary flyer ever made by a metal band who is looking for a guitarist. you would be like, ‘steven why are you putting this very ordinary black metal flyer on your interesting and strange website for crying out loud?’ but you would be wrong.

can you tell me what is wrong with this picture?

click on the picture for the answer.



6 Comments so far

  1. accink November 5th, 2009 1:44 am

    can u post photo all about crust pants?how to make crust pants??can u interview one of them?sorry,my english so bad

  2. admin November 5th, 2009 7:13 am

    @accink: it would be my pleasure.

    1) have pants
    2) do not wash pants
    3) ever.

    There! Now you have crust pants. And almost a haiku as well.

  3. woooah November 6th, 2009 1:18 pm

    hey man this “golfevil” link is BRIZOKKEN now and I can’t figure out the mystery for reals, even though I suspect it’s satanic golf that’s the mystery.

  4. fzgig November 7th, 2009 11:18 am

    smack in the middle it says “satanic golf metal evil”, but it could be a misread of that stupid gothic font

  5. admin November 7th, 2009 5:40 pm

    @fzgig and wooah : yeah, that link got LOST when I migrated all my reports from my old site to WordPress. But it looks like you managed to discover the “satanic golf secret” anyway, so please give yourselves extra points.

  6. ahmad November 13th, 2009 10:26 pm

    hey,can u help me??i was searching for disclose dvd us tour cover realese by dandoh recs..can u find it for me please??i also have the front cover when i google for it.
    i was searching for back cover i want to see it..please..thanx

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