Archive for February, 2005
movie review: deep blue
Deep blue
This was the best movie of this year. Everyone else can just stop making whatever they’re making and give up. DEEP BLUE is INSANE.
If this movie had any flaws whatsoever it was : not being 6 hours long. Some of the shots are are so amazing ? like [...]
movie :LILY CHOU CHOU
Written and Directed by Shunji Iwai
Starring
- Hayato Ichihara as Yuichi Hasumi
- Shugo Oshinari as Shunsuke Hosino
- Yu Aoi as Shiori Suda – Ayumi Ito as Yoko Kumo
Schultz Sez
The easiest way to sum this movie up is to say it’s the Japanese version of Harmony Korine’s Kids. And it WILL leave you [...]
movie review: ZARDOZ
Written and Directed by John Boorman
Starring Sean Connery as the Sexiest Man Alive
"Cocaine decisions…
You are a movie business guy
You got accountants who supply
The necessary figures
To determine when you fly
To Acapulco
Where all your friends go
Cocaine decisions…
We must watch the stuff you make
You have let us eat the cake
While your accountants tell you Yes Yes Yes
You make [...]
movie review: BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER
Directed by Kaos
Schultz says:
Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. Screw Flanders. [...]
review: in the mood for love
Written and Directed by Won-Kar Wai
Staring
- Tony Leung Chiu Wai as Chow Mo-wan
- Maggie Cheung as Mrs. Chan, nee Su Li-zhen
- Ping Lam Siu as Ah Ping
I read a review of this film by a critic named Joshua Tanzer. He said,
"Wong Kar-Wai’s "In the Mood for Love" is no Hong [...]
movie review: LOTR: TWIN TOWERS
THE TWO TOWERS:
I don’t think that Jonny has COMPLETELY LOST HIS MIND. The TWO TOWERS is a good movie compared to most of the crap that gets reviewed and eviscerated on this website. BUT It’s just not good COMPARED TO PART ONE!! I’m not denying that [...]