tokyo GARBAGE report part 4:
ok, part 3 was kind of lame. but this new part will rule!!
i was going on a mad, manic-depressive-mood-swing-powered all night bike ride last week and wound up in Hookertown at 3 am. i was like, damn,if the rest of the city’s garbage is dirty,i wonder what the kabuki-cho garbage is like?
luckily for me, there just happened to be a 3am garbageman!!
in the left of the frame, are some excellent host-boy gigolos.
3 am, i noticed, is NOT a good time of day to be a giglolo. there was one street, where i swear it was ALL manhoes and NO customers. at least they get to wear comfy white loafers instead of hidoi platform heels.
after it got light here is what else i found:
next, here is some crazy shit: someone is throwing out A DEEP-FRYER. just like, "hey honey, it’s trash day. can you take out the deep-fryer?"
this is the best: OCTOPUS AND PORN.
What. the. hell. people.
a shitload of er um dirty towels outside a brothel.
nasty-ass BUNKERS for the stuff.
and here’s the punchline:
YAKUZA CASUAL FASHION RETAIL STORE!!!
learn how to be a gangsta . . .or just look like one! right in the heart of kabukicho. as soon as i find out the address, i’m going to put this on my tokyo tour guide page.
until then, just ask your neighborhood thug, ‘COCO DOKO?’No comments Tags: garbage —