Archive for February, 2006
my personality displayed as a political platform
pro-dancing like a pirate, anti-bouncer
pro-david foster wallace, anti- dudes-who-think-he-is-too-whacked-out-i-mean-come-on-he-is-obviously-doing-that-on-purpose-dude
pro-freestyle, anti-rapping because you want to sell shoes
anti-burning-man, pro-burning-hippies
pro-opeth, nomeansno, burzum, hello kitty, jalapenos, katatonia, and missy elliot, anti-people-who-are-not-them-or-in-the-case-of-jalapenos-do-not-eat-them
anti-girls-who-front-like-they-don’t-belch-or-fart. pro girls-who-can-do-math
anti-sunglasses, tattoos, or anything that suggests you are ‘edgy’ and ‘have an attitude’
anti-2live-crew, pro-2live Jews
anti-having-a-sense-of-entitlement, pro-worrying
pro-fessor Griff
Anti-christ. Pro The Jesus. You [...]
Anal science update
fun medical fact
if one has bad-enough diarrhoea, at some point the poo is under so much gas-pressure that it stops coming out like cheap curry and starts coming out like frappuchino, all carbonated tiny bubbles. that’s right: crappuchino.
remember, i am not doing this for me; i am not doing [...]
CALL OF THE LATE NIGHT HOSTS
over my stomach flu.
Had a nightmare last night.
I was in a big (100 meters square), steamy, low-ceilinged roman bath, with wood walls and an intricately-patterened ceiling of what looked like acoustic tiles from a recording studio. the rear of the huge room was divided into individual [...]
california culture shock . . . .
all these waaay-too-california moments happened right when i got back from Japan . .. and reminded me why i am so ashamed to be from here.
#1
I was in the health food store. The cashier was eyeing my tofu and soymilk with distaste, saying that it was kind of a [...]
totally not a Jew-joke
Where do I even start with this? OK, circumcision.
Fine. That is a thing which exists.
But some really hard-core Jews turn it up a notch. They’re like some Mosaic hipsters, all “Oh, circumcision was cool back in the 12th century, but now everyone is doing it, it’s too trendy. [...]
oh God she’s back
and this time she is dating cannibal corpse??
. . . talk about your gluttons for punishment.
is cannibal corpse really in love? let’s find out!
(reading from left to right)
“cannibal corpse ringtones” NOT SURE
“stalking your every move?” MAYBE
“her crotch is bleeding?” YES!
I can’t even figure out what is the weirdest thing about this.
plus, how likely is someone [...]