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understanding the japanese

 

Foreigners are often confused by various aspects of japan, constantly asking themselves, "Why is it like this?" every time they see a robot sumo in a maid costume or whatever. In fact, there’s a whole host of books dedicated to answering this very question. It takes them like a million pages, but I can do it in 3 sentences.

why is it like this??

1) because the Yakuza somehow makes a profit when it’s done this way
2) because everyone in the room was hella drunk when they decided it
3) because it’s SO CUTE, ISN’T IT?

This is all you need to know about this country.

In fairness, though, America can be just as easily summed up.

1) because a lawyer will sue
2) because a rapper did it
3) because I GOT A GUN IS WHY, MOTHERFUCKER, TONS OF GUNS,NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, I GOT A FUCKING GUN ALLRIGHT?

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