for those of you who don’t know what a search string is . . . when you go to ‘google’ or something, and you type in a phrase and ask google to search for webpages on that topic? well, my friend, you just typed in a ‘search string.’
and when you visit the sites that Google brings up in response, that website’s ‘stat tracker’ programs send your search string to the web page’s owners. and that’s how come i know that 15 people came to my site every god damn day looking for ‘FAKE DICK URIAN TEST.’
so, here is a list of ALL the funny search strings i got in 2003. . .(it helps if you read it out loud as if you were reading some Byron or Dante epic, but it’s not totally vital)
yaoi manga – fake
maxim spore face surgery
"man ho" gay
fake Louis Voutton
pictures completely naked sumo wrestlers
Mentally insane based dialogues
lyrics to cindy lopper
the hulk coloring picture
irish porn stars
mullet killed on a roller coaster
"gucci fanny pack"
gay flirt with men in rear vision mirror
masonic grotto pics
ARE BUSTED CAPILLARIES HARMFUL
"gay pirates" music
video of Japanese School Girls Hit By Train
big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, baby she’s got em
seagull vertebrae pictures
rude not to return phone calls emails dating
the incredible shrinking man, freud
to rent plants in tokyo
cocaine cut with bisquick
ATTRACTED TO WOMEN IN LEG BRACES
dreadlocks for balding men
Christian skits on gossip
skits for volleyball
pictures showing maggots eating necrotic flesh
incarcerated male XXX personal ads with photo
japan mud schoolgirl
24 hour Robo Shop in Tokyo
boxing gloves fetish
Incredible Hulk Nude
panda tattoo japan
tHE OCCULT ELEMENTS OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
the twelve days of quanza
how to deal with breakups
"asian fetish" feminists
dirty dishy wives
free comedy skits for teens
Male stewardess uniform
ask women kick nuts
mud flaps pictures vagina
(this is awesome just because I thought it said LINCOLN HENTAI)
Limbaugh Pretty Woman
hello kitty decorating
derriere Jennifer Anniston Oprah
indian comedy skits
rush limbaugh hates catholic
Fuck Rush Limbaugh
pretty girl einstein stove urban legend
new idea gumball vending machine
women in grindcore
Honk Kong Phooey Midi File
bullying girls groin kick*
funny quadriplegics penis sex stories
jerry falwell and iron maiden
hip hop fakers boobs and ass
rush limbaugh and paula abdul
golda maier woman bio
japanese slang term fat
"woman vs man" wrestling
"american top 40 rap"
homer incredible hulk
White women getting married to black men picks
printing fake restraining orders
jewish, skits, funny
Tom Arraya Pinochet
gothic personals w4m
green envy etemology
"chocolate shake", recipie
"avoid thinking about sex"
avoiding breakups partner
scary men who rape and stalk message board
bozon france flood
galaga theme song -ringtone
"sound effect" cum
penis machine stimulator TENS UNITS
internet dating for losers
looking for self surgical castration instructions video
comedy skits for girls
hentai choose your own adventure
inspiration satire poster
gay armpit fetish
cocaine addicts nude pics
porn or pop japan
"happy to break up with her"
rush limbaugh compared to john boy and billy
what kills finger nail bacteria/fungus
chinese women gold diggers
punk hello kitty pictures
limp dick humiliation stories
PreTeen Pageant Advice, Rules ETC.
crowd surfing panties
christian skits about temptation
punker stove operation
pitbull game fights caught on tape
old bags arguing satire
punk kitty napkins
"gay bar names"
japanese chikan stories
japanese women wedgies
Video Game Characters Nude
a japanese on the computer free game where the cartoon clothes come off as you play
Rush Limbaugh is an evil scumbag
siamese twins cocks
lesbian japanese dictionary
alternative rock puddle of muddle
so as you are reading this, ask yourself. . . which is weirder:
a) that someone typed these in to google?
b) that Google thought I would be able to help them?
"dad’s huge cock"
dumm cop stories
freaks losers and punk chicks . (!)
skits aerobics .
gut busting enema deaths .
sophisticated pranks .
pig-nose bondage .
blackbeard giant schnauzers .
enema stories long tube high .
i walk around with yayo all up in my nasal .
redundant foreskin .
girl forcibly stripped audience .(!)
castration directions .
play wrestling with socks on no shoes .
gothic wedding marriage vows "I do" .
falsies on heat
japanese miniskirt glasses
emotion of eunuch community
slayer rush limbaugh
corey haim freebase
inter racial murders
"kissing her ass" sister .
Pedicure humor .
christian skits and human videos for teens . (!)
incredible hulk alcohol drink .
Finger anus toddler stories .
Lemmy’s greasy hat .
women collect life insurance from there morbidly obese men .
African American cosplayers .
abortion skits .
punk plumber?,definition .
ishkabibble bible .
japanese dictionary fart .
"mafia" "rap" "suspenders" .
rush limbaugh pagan OR heathen .
used japanese panties .
how to deal with breakups .
(i just like how those two were right next to each other.)
anus of woman in corea with picture .
(this is also good because i thought it said,
"anus of woman in HER CORNEA.")
irresponsible dating .
david plotz Busted Flush .
japanese girl’s nose fetish .
japanese blowing job .(!)
incredible hulk smile picture .
asian white "death rock" fat girl .
non porn women fights . (!)
nude naked incredible hulk .
(because if he’s just nude, it’s not that hot.)
" against gospel music" .
string puppets, ninjas .
Agoraphobic Nosebleed tee shirts .
japanese men grope .
(there’s a video i’d rent. . . japanese men groping Agorophobic Nosebleed shirts. hubba hubba!)
hydrogen humor . (!)
christian skits death .
Freud and the Phalanx Symbol . (!)
Pantera Latex Gloves .
"asian-american women" and stuck-up .
japanese culture and pornography .
photos of the different look of vagina between girls and woman .
punk rock hello kitty coloring pages .
lego weird models gross .
traditional japanese tentacle porn – requests!!
(i love how it’s ‘traditional’, like they were doing it back in the samurai days, between tea ceremonies or something…)
child feeding tube pump backpack .
matey bubble bath slogan
tokyo pubic vending .(!)
waki waki fetish .
young girl farting free .
fake dick for urian test
. (i like how this ‘search string’ comes up every other day, ALWAYS MISSPELLED THE SAME WAY!!)
sexy girl graffitti characters .
what is the most popuar fishing game in the us
.(you mean there’s lots of popular fishing games already? and no one even told me ????)
White Thugs Personal Ads .
japanese guys speedos .
lego gundam blueprints
"dungeons and dragons" porn cartoon .
renuzit penis can .
lesbian farting .
walrus sexual fermions . (!)
dating ads with drug use option . (!)
korean breakdance battles .
"black people" at goth clubs? .
psychosis islands .
catfight wedgies .
sperm speedos jacking .
Cute Dwarf Ultraman .
aristocratic sarcasm .
(is this like ‘sophisticated pranks?’)
please keep in mind that, in addition to being search strings, these are also ALL names of Japanese punk bands.
destroying romance and love
centurion and hostile environment and pictures
how to build a lego ziggurat
skit blood carpet Bob and Tom comedy
sloppy wookie retired poop
young innocent eunuch
"thumbs up" "picture" "mullet"
wacky, Japanese, farting
cat digging claws in thigh dreams
drinking and breakups
The Incredible Hulk knitting patterns
rules of a gold digger
how to become a female gold digger
kogal thighs 1 1.54%
is internet dating for losers
mormons guns violence
pictures of japanese kids on pocket bikes
ghengis khan rhyming slang
WOMEN FUCKING MEN WITH DREADLOCKS
incredible hulk headboard
kids g-rated bondage
vibrator sound effect
RUSH LIMBAUGH GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS 1 1.30%
rush limbaugh liposuction
dreams about snakes eating or wrapping around me
poop spooged all over my balls diaper
"Asian" "female" "occult" "dating"
doctor merkin prostate
"Bon Jovi is bad"
The effects of eating pastrami and before swimming is bad?
SCHULTZ LADIES SHOES
crazed punk gerbil number
Japanese poop diet
lyrics for the song zookeeper booty drop
incredible hulk scrubs
(does TLC know about this??)
top ten reasons to date a snowboarder
um, excellent question . . oh, wait. . . you said ‘DATE.’
"slapstick" AND "glue" AND "chair"
leather codpiece gay
Dr. Dre transvestites
incredible hulk gloves – with noises
abortion God skits
Pictures of some girls with a big booty when there wearing there tights on.
testicle kicking is o.k.
short stories of booger eating fetish by women when no one sees them
most perverted perversions
christian corny skits
japanese and cute pixels
buddha life’s a bucket of shit
"up a butt"
the aquarium dismemberment plan 2 0.
disgusting things seen in cheap hotels
tokyo tickle culture
virgina monolog (!!!) and feminism
armageddon gerbil kinky
louis voutton rapper
incredible hulk bowling ball
painful Whitehead in ass crack
"women" "treat" "ugly" "men"
bay bear castration
Cute Dwarf Ultraman
Stories romance elves
clear blue orca inflate fetish
slop ozzy quake
boson screen dump
japanese mount fuji hentai (!!!)
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