Tokyo Damage Report

engrish SHIRTS

p>engrish t-shirts. page one

 

you thought i forgot about engrish shirts?

 

 

 

i almost voided myself when i saw homey in the picture below.

it’s, like, what is wrong with this picture?

it’s like, ‘my grandpa killed 400 Yankees and all i got was this lousy. . .’

anyway.

shirts from Shibuya’s 109 building

 

FOLDING

caught a rabbit in a trip

great expectations

small countony

 

ENGRISH OF THE DAY: finally, an engrish shirt in my size!

 

"if efforts are neglected, only the resault of only that will come out"

 

 

 

also, this guy just kicked my ass. . .sssseveral times.

‘REFINE!’

THERE IS SURELY A PHILOSOPHY IN SOME

WHICH ARE CALLED FIRST CLASS

THE FEELING OF WANTING FOR A PARENTHESIS

TO COME GOOD LEADS TO THE VOLITION

WHICH IS GOING TO POLISH ITSELF

HOWEVER, IT IS NOT A PROBLEM

ON THE BASIS THAT A PARENTHESIS IS GOOD.

 

 

EVERYDAY OBJECTS BECAME DEVICES
TO TRIGGER CONFUSION. THESE
METAPHORICAL TRICKSTERS KEEP
MUTATING LIKE VIRAL ATROCITIES. I WORK
WITH A LARGE FORMAT CAMERD AND
BETWEEN THE BLACK HOOD,
THE CAMERD AND SUBJECT THERE
ARE DEMONS OF DREAMS. A VISUAL
PUN, A MNEMONIC DEVICES, A STORY BY
THE MODEL PERHAPS WILL BRING
MANIFESTATIONS BETOND ANY ONE IDENTITY.
I AM JUST A TOOL OF A BIGGER FORCE.
PEOPLE, OBJECTS AND IDEAS COME MY
WAY. I BECOME A CARETAKER OF SORTS
I WOULD LIKE FOR PEOPLE TO SAY THAT
I’M TAKING GOOD CARE. IT’S BASED ON
SOME UNCOMMON LOVE I DISCOVERED
WITH SOME DEATHS.

what makes this particularly awesome is how they totally spell lots of ‘advanced’ words right but then go all , like, ‘camerd.’ also awesome is the fact the kanji in the background reads ‘ice cube’s a pimp.’


‘drunk is honesty’ + ‘orange mullet’ = hot date.

 

 

 

Daaaaaaaymn.

 


special IKEBUKURO SUNSHINE CITY shopping mall edition


 

BESTOWS

moussy freak out vibes

est .981

in this world

if you read

the paper

darling you

know yellow boots

fighting on

each other god

 

 

choose big mob career

choose fuckin’big television

choose smooth musique

choose productive chair

choose a one-man woman

choose vintage denim

choose magic mushroom

choose GSM mobile

choose the major league

choose erotic DVD

choose alcoholic drinks

choose funky macintosh

choose fuckin’ junk food

choose a lasting peace

 

tram smart and spruce

 

‘whereas 99′

cheeky 41

 


shirts from Shinjuku’s 0101 (maruichi) mall

 

stop drugs!

DEPRESSANTS

are often medically

prescribed by doctors

to treat anxiety

however, depressants

are also abused for their

intoxicating effects

they are obtained

by theft

through illegal

prescriptions, or they

‘LET ME GO TO HELL!!’

are purchesed on

the illicit market

(taste the darkness!)

 

 

 

SADISTIC AND MASOCHISM

JESUS FREAK

DICK SUCKER

SEXUAL SISTER

FOR THE DEVIL

DRUG SPIDER

 

LUZ

power of an eye of feeling brightness. eyesight.

it being swollen brightly and making

people’s mind disclose and a thing. hope. light.

influence.

the thing which makes people cause respect.

vigor which coerces others.

beauty to the extent that it shines.

 

how do you even begin to interpret this?

space – tee guard?

safety guard?

spah-ket guard?

sprocket guard?

 

 

 

PC?

 

 

 

 

 

 


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