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April fool’s Engrish!


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This is funny in two ways:

1) barbarian pumpkin scone!

2) whoever wrote this was a Japanese that DIDN’T SPEAK JAPANESE!

See, there’s two ebisus: 恵比寿 (a Shinto god of wealth and commerce) and 夷 (barbarian). A simple Google search confirmed my suspicions: there’s only 3 hits for 夷かぼちゃ and hundreds for 恵比寿かぼちゃ. So, clearly there was a mixup [...]

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west tokyo graffitti part FOUR: ookubo


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west tokyo graffitti part THREE: Kouenji!!


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Kylesa (USA), birushanah (from OSAKA), Church of Misery @ Earthdom


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 CHURCH OF MISERY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit! Church Of Misery is back with their old singer, Mr. Negishi.
Dudes in audience was like:

 
Deeeyammnn!!
 
Negishi went hella wild -
 

I saw Mr. Man before the show and he was barely able to stand – all ‘wall walking’ to the bar to get more Demon Juice.
I was like, "Is this going to be [...]

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KOGAL interview.

 
There used to be 1,000,000 identically dressed kogals in Tokyo, now there are 5 left, and they keep them in a museum.  Where did the rest go? It turns out that  one of my friends was one – I  had known her for over a year and would never have guessed she used to be [...]

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