Tokyo Damage Report

Archive for November, 2009

FUCK PUNDITS

Middlemen. I hate them. How I hate them. Why is it that the least useful, least necessary motherfuckers wind up being the most powerful? They insert themselves in between the maker of shit and the buyer of shit, adding nothing, and slowly little-by-little they assume the role of gate-keeper. Pretty soon they’re making all the […]

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freeways and cement

what’s Tokyo? A river totally cemented in on both bottom and sides:     What’s even MORE tokyo?  A river where there’s huge amounts of shit on TOP, too!   Below: dudes completing the fourth wall of the river: When construction is complete, it will look like this :  below: same vantage point, but facing […]

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icepick 2009年

October 10, 2009 @ earthdom    WHAT IS ICEPICK?? It’s a once-a-year concert that unites  " patriotic bands" and "skinhead bands" for an all-out right-winger sing-a-long. It’s been going on – I think – for nine years now.   This year it occurred in Earthdom, which was kind of ironic since Earthdom is in the center […]

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attention xmas shoppers!

  The store FETISH WORLD in – where else – Akihabara, is having a massive 100 YEN porno sale. Mostly vhs cassettes and cd-rs, but they also have a bunch of  overstock dvds for 500 or 1000 yen. When I say "porno," I don’t mean sex. I’m talking about things like women crushing cupcakes with […]

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shibuya 109 english textbook

 Saw this baffling item in a 7-11 and had to buy it: 109 is the main shopping mall for GALS – who I have posted about  HERE, HERE, and HERE. When one thinks of gals, one thinks a lot of things, but "education" and "textbook" are not among those things. So WTF? Is this supposed […]

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SU19B, DOT (.), SITHTHER @ 20000V

  June 21, 2009 in Kouenji: BITCH SHIFTER OVERDRIVE ‘Bitch Shifter Overdrive’ is a series of live shows that SITHTHER puts on to promote doom bands with female members.   CURSE OF MARY MAGDALEN    This was one of those bands where you could totally see what they were trying to do but it just […]

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the OTHER tokyo decadance:

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die as you live – regimented and conformist!

 Aoyama Cemetary! Built on a hill, so you can get yourself a little birds-eye-view of the grid layout:  Even after they die, Japanese people get to rest in terribly tiny, cramped apartments.  Pretty much the only thing different from the living Tokyoites’ apartments is, the dead get to have some greenery. Made possible by the plants […]

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WORST TEN ICE CUBE LINES

I’m not talking about lines I don’t agree with what he’s saying. I’m talking about rhymes that don’t quite work, or metaphors that are rediculous, or general awkwardness.   OH, and my cube TOP 20 LINES  list is here:   I’m not trying to diss – sometimes the most awkward, failed rhymes stick in your […]

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TOP TWENTY ICE CUBE LINES:

   1) Make him eat the barrel/ Modern day Pharoah/ Now he’s all zipped up like Leather Tuscadero -TEAR THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP   This is my favorite line – not because it’s the most “OMG I can’t believe he said that shit!” but because it is probably the best example of a line that is […]

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updated the show-schedule page agin.

link is always up at the top of this page, but if you’re lazy: http://www.hellodamage.com/top/tokyo-show-schedule/   fuck. there are some insane shows coming up. Spread the venom Hide Sites

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