Tokyo Damage Report

COMING SOON:

December 11th, 2009 | Category: music theory, random fun

coming up in the next few weeks:

 

insanely long Interview with a visual kei record executive

Fall ‘09 design festa – links and pix of  over 20 new artists!

CONQUEST FOR DEATH!

PISSCHRIST!

ZENI GEVA!

AVSKUM!

Review of the first English-language Love Hotel guidebook!

 

New Ura Hello Work translations: pot farmer AND professional forger!

List of things to do if you have Bill Gates money.

What makes a wack emcee – flowchart? Perhaps!

Japan’s Punk Scene: a bit of anthropology! Is it political? Is it "real" or fashion?

And. . . . .

if that is not enough . ..

a COMPLETE REHAUL of the "kanjidamage"  website. It will be a PROGRAM! and not just a single 3gigabyte-long .html page. I have been secretly working on this for 5 months now and it’s almost . . .well, not done. . . but almost ready for you guys to beta-test it.

 

 

Also, I came up with the best Metal band name ever

 

Are you ready?

 

 

(SEEKING FEMALE KEYBOARDIST!)

 

That’s it! Parenthesis, seeking female keyboardist,  exclamation point, end-parenthesis.

That way, every flyer for your show, you’d make whatever band was above you on the flyer seem like total posers.:

Imagine the following on a telephone pole near you:

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12/06 at The Pound, all ages:

BIOHAZARD

(SEEKING FEMALE KEYBOARDIST!)

DISCONFORMITY

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or:

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12/19 at CBGBs:

 

SLAYER

(SEEKING FEMALE KEYBOARDIST!)

NILE

DEATHCOOCH DEBACLE

SOCIOPATHIC REMRANT

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Anyway, someone needs to start that band.

6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. sephim December 12th, 2009 3:13 am

    I saw CFD last October and got to meet Craigums after seeing Your Mother back in 1999. A great band – both of them.

    While I’m commenting here, you don’t have any ideas on where I could find a copy of Stalin Claus Superstar?

    If I had time to play in a band, I’d definitely use (SEEKING FEMALE KEYBOARDIST!) as the name.

  2. admin December 12th, 2009 9:09 am

    @sephim: Jesus, you are hitting 100% on every west coast in-joke EVER. It’s like you are the Muhammmad Ali of ’90s punk. Who are you anyway?

  3. statiq December 12th, 2009 10:35 am

    >a COMPLETE REHAUL of the “kanjidamage” website. It will be a PROGRAM!

    Yes! Looking forward.

  4. jcor December 12th, 2009 4:09 pm

    Thanks for the heads up. Looking forward to the “kanjidamage” rehaul. So far, it’s been helpful, man.

  5. sephim December 12th, 2009 7:16 pm

    I’m just a guy who loves music with a hefty sense of humour. 34 years old, married, one child. People say I hate everything, but that’s not entirely true – I just don’t “get” a lot about what it is people DO like e.g. HDTV, Blu Ray, Dexter, Guitar Hero, Sam Worthington…

  6. Leonardo December 28th, 2009 8:55 am

    You’re wrong; DEATHCOOCH DEBACLE is without a doubt the best possible english language band name.
    Holy fuck.

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