Tokyo Damage Report

Archive for February, 2010

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Improving the Olympics: some thoughts.

    So it’s Olympics time again.   Every time I see that shit, I think the same thing: All these little countries that are never going to win anyway, why don’t they just show some balls?  Why don’t they ADMIT ‘ok, we’re not gonna win’ . . .. and then  do a stunt that will […]

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tokyo show schedule updated

I don't do the schedule anymore. But I have links to punk- and metal-ish venues (and their schedules) in the TOKYO TOUR  GUIDE page, (permanent link up top.) Spread the venom Hide Sites

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If I was Bill Gates

When someone mentions ARCHETUTHUS, the Giant Squid, the first thing that comes to my mind is Bill Gates. Always. It’s almost Pavlovian. I can’t NOT think about him.   I’m not saying he REMINDS me of a giant squid. I’m not drawing any simplistic ‘microsoft as giant monster’ analogies.    I don’t hate bill gates because he […]

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BABY SKINS

OK, a new idea for parents and children in the future: You know how you can put ‘skins’ on your avatars or videogame characters? I think people want to see what their infants look like with CELEBRITY SKINS. I’m talking about putting the babies in little tights with the creepy white dots at all the […]

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BORING GANGSTAS: when “real” isn’t

I enjoyed gangsta shit back in the more innocent, care-free days of  NWA, Ice-T,  Schooly D, and Kool G.    I can’t stand most current gangsta rap, but it has nothing to do with it being negative or stereotypes. My problem has nothing to do with ‘gangsta rap is too pop and mainstream’ or ‘too […]

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PARENTS AND CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE

OK bitches: I know I ain’t posted lately. In today’s fast-paced, rock-’em-sock-’em internet world that is like a sin. Taking time to write something substantial (be it good or boring) is going to COST YOU HITS. Better to write something sensational and short – hopefully requiring zero thought – to momentarily prop up your stats. […]

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new KANJI DAMAGE in full effect.

For about 5 years I’ve been working on a revolutionary new approach to studying kanji; the "TEACH YOURSELF KANJI VIA YO MAMA JOKES" method, aka KANJIDAMAGE. Then about a year ago I put a rough draft online, but the entire dictionary was one giant .html page and basically crashed everyone’s computer. So I hired a […]

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