Tokyo Damage Report

ufos attack tokyo

Look at the picture below. . . notice anything unusual? More specifically, notice SIX things unusual?

Recently, Tokyo has been under attack – an infestation, really – by UFOs. The type above is what I call the 'lunar lander' type.

Although, the more traditional, Sputnik type is equally common:

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And then there's crazy shit like this:

Perhaps the wreckage of a UFO that crashed on impact? Who can say.

Below, this Sputnik has erected a fairly elaborate launching pad for its return to the cosmos.

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Below: twins. How cute!

A third type of UFO is the 'giant disk' – in Japanese, 円盤。

 

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Below, some tall and grotesquely complex UFOs – from a rival space-civilization? Will Earth become their battleground. No, but it's fun to think about.

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Anyone who wants to write a progressive rock concept album detailing the habits of the  various civilizations and their motives for sending their representatives to tokyo , send me a demo and we can work from there. Cassette only, please.

BREAKING NEWS:  fifth kind of UFO discovered in downtown Shibuya:

what looks like a collossal, 30-foot-wide jellyfish:

and two of its friends!!!!

And – against the orders of the many voices being beamed into my head, I'll upload the secret photo of THE MOTHERSHIP:

Deeeyamn!

 

 

 

 

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyammmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

This post  is a sequel to a post from 2004, "What Are We Putting On Roofs These Days?" ! If you're a fan of roofs, check it out.

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  1. Alex June 17th, 2010 3:33 pm

    "if you're a fan of roofs…" say no more, say no more

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