Tokyo Damage Report

June funny photos




"Time to think about our environment for the future? This toilet roll is 100% recycled paper."

The photo above is only funny if you remember that 'cure' is not only pronounced 'kyuu-ur', it's a Romanization of the Japanese くれ (koo-ray)!, as in 'Give me a hair salon!'







WTF giant amounts of cameras at a post office ATM machine. 4 different models in just the one corner. . .

. . . . and three more models of surveilance devices behind you – 3 feet from the first 4! I wonder if the cost to taxpayers to install all these un-neccessary cameras (and the kickbacks, hookers and golf club memberships that change hands) . . .i wonder if the total cost is more than the amount of money lost to ATM muggings?




Below: useful map of 封生.


I guess "bar barely good enough", "Bar adequate"  and "bar low self esteem" were already taken?


below: scientific taco diagram:

The Venn diagram's categories: mix cheese / more-than-enough-fresh-veggies /  handmade tomatos and meat.


Below: a threatening English textbook:

Below:  a park on the Tama river:

That's right. . .  "whale exercise park." (kujira undou kouen') Way to insult your patrons, you mean park. "Get some more exercise, you giant, blubbery fatasses!"


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  1. Niko June 13th, 2010 10:43 am

    That Misty shirt, where did you found it?
    If in Tokyo, please tell me where! 😀

  2. admin June 14th, 2010 12:26 am

    @niko: it was at a custom-t-shirt shop for motorcycle clubs! it is in musashi koganei – or maybe higashi koganei, north of the chuo-sen tracks. I don’t know the name of the shop, sorry! I was lost when i saw the store. It’s right across the street from the IDLE hair-salon, so maybe you can google-map idle?

  3. François June 14th, 2010 1:17 am

    Love the last one. Believers should be praising this proof that miracles do happen.

  4. mrjohn June 14th, 2010 10:35 pm

    Is that a sign for student discounts on the entrance to the strip club ?

  5. Bread June 15th, 2010 8:28 am

    It sure is, it says 学割 (がくわり)

  6. szaszha June 17th, 2010 2:35 am

    that dart guy is super prolific. is it just one guy or is it a whole crew of guys putting dart stickers around tokyo?

  7. adam June 18th, 2010 6:18 am

    oh man…that last one. priceless!

  8. Kristina June 28th, 2010 6:41 pm

    Wow, these pictures are amazing!
    What area do you live in?

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