Tokyo Damage Report

“young person’s sexual bible” – an archaic sex guide.

originally posted Nov 17, 2004

 Thanks to bakamike for loaning me this book  so I could scan it. It is too important to be lost to history.

 

the title translates roughly to 'young person's sexual song-with-animal-legs'. Sorry, I couldn't translate that last kanji.

 

how to hold hands, with special time-lapse photography to guide you every second of the way in this difficult procedure.

 

more advanced handholding techniques FOR REAL SWINGERS ONLY.

 

in between all the innocent hand – holding pictures are these totally 60's soft-core porn to get the guys in the mood for some sex, or at least sex with themselves. Aside from the amazing 60's hairdos and Twiggy makeup, this photo is amazing because, as Hungry Panda said, the woman has NO ASS. Like, literally she has a straight line running from here to there. Panda was like, 'why would you publish a photo like this? this is like the ultimate Asian Flat-Land.'

 

advanced armholding techniques

 

grooming fetish.

 

dude, I don't even have any idea what kind of fetish this is..

 

how to get busy in the coffeshop.

 

and then there's THIS. recently japan has become famous for bukkake and all kinds of ill perversions, but oddly the back-in-the-day style is even MORE perverted, isn't it? Hungry Panda said she'd fuck up any guy who did that to her.

 

the important things are, 1) it's a 2 dimensional CUT-OUT of a woman, with what appears to be rubber boobies glued to it, and 2) ARROWS. The only thing they left out was the "honk-honk" clown-horn noise. I love how the arrows make no sense, yet make it seem so scientific.

 

continuing with the science motif, here we have a woman jerking off a test-tube. I assume she has a severe bun hairdo and a labcoat with stilettos. Is that the most ridiculous thing here? No. what is the most ridiculous thing is, the techniques. She looks like she's trying to play charades or make shadow animals or something. The only way this could be better is if she was wearing surgical gloves.

 

here we see the proper technique of how a mannequin can give oral sex to a woman 5 feet away in a leotard. How many amazing things are going on in this picture? I especially like the fact that the woman was acting out these poses by herself, and thus the original photos must look like a very innocent yoga workout? I mean, where do you even start with some bullshit like this???

 

now after the oral, they start having regular sex. If you can call this regular. Who is the bigger pervert – a wooden man with no penis who likes fucking human females, or a lady who likes telepathically fucking faraway partners while wearing flashdance garb?

 

the infamous asian 'rabbit style'

 

yes.

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