Tokyo Damage Report

so this is what i have been doing all this time

For the past months I've been doing a SECRET ART PROJECT.

 

Behold.

 

This is a rediculous, immature, and probably illegal concept. But it is also a concept that I'm sure millions of people have thought of but NO ONE HAS EVER DONE IN A SYSTEMATIC WAY.  Put another way, this is something that really ought to have been done by some enterprising pervert way in the '80s (when the OFFICIAL marvel handbook of everything-but-dongs was first published) . . ..  but still remains undone.   I couldn't wait for a real comic-book artist to draw that shit anymore.  Also, I couldn't pass up the chance to be first at something.  So I DIY'ed some wangs in various states AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET as one does.

 

Since I don't particularly want to get this site destroyed by intellectual property lawyers, I've put the offensive material up on a Tumblr.

 

The Tumblr is here. Go here to see all 50 drawings of super dongs.

 

Also here is the art in the form of a zip file.

 

Furthermore, while searching for *source material* I found these, which are awesome.

 

5 comments

5 Comments so far

  1. sephim May 10th, 2013 3:35 am

    Just pure fucking GENIUS.

  2. Riley May 10th, 2013 11:38 am

    You say "bonerverse", and yet a great deal of these penises appear to be flaccid.
    I'm not going to pretend that I'm not disappointed.

  3. admin May 10th, 2013 4:32 pm

    @riley: you are right. Respecting the Marvel tradition of diversity (rock men, ice men, furry men, blue/green/orange men, flaming men, etc.) i wanted to show a diversity of wang status from flaccid to rampant. Also, tiny to big and circumsized vs. not.
    @sephim: thanks for your compliment! but honestly – to me – it would of been genius if i (or someone) did it 25 years ago. The fact that it’s now 2013 . . . and nobody ever got around to doing it yet . . . it feels more like housecleaning than genius.

  4. Rick May 18th, 2013 6:30 pm

    Chuck Austen was interviewed in one of the DVD Extras to one of the X-Men movies and hinted that Nightcrawler had two penises.
    this is truly wonderful, BTW. Lots of thought and effort in this. Well done.

  5. 古山田咲郎 May 20th, 2013 11:25 am

    Just at the time I really convinced myself you'd make a living by acting this "BO" character on NHK-E's English teaching program…

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