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tom waits collected lyrics

download lyrics to everything from Closing Time through Real Gone, as a Word document, right here.


Just like the deal with my collection of Marvel superhero dick pics, I’d always assumed that someone had already taken care of this, but since the internet was falling down on the job, I went ahead and did it.


In this case, I was just copying off of various lyric sites and pasting it and, inevitably, adding my two cents about what songs were good.


4 Comments so far

  1. riley January 26th, 2014 12:11 pm


    You say that The Velvet Underground only had three ok songs and then two posts later you jerk off to every single line of cheesedick circus poetry that Tom Waits ever wrote.

    What the fuck.

  2. admin January 26th, 2014 3:55 pm

    @riley: actually I’m pretty critical of a lot of Waits’ music, since I included short reviews of songs along with the lyrics. which you would know if you had bothered. Can you say “confirmation bias?”

  3. 古山田咲郎 January 27th, 2014 1:11 pm

    Wow. 493 pages. Too much free time?

  4. admin January 27th, 2014 5:01 pm

    @古山: tl;dr

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