Tokyo Damage Report

If It Ain’t Too Early For Election News Bullshit, Then It Ain’t Too Early For Facaetious Bumper Stickers

BUMPER STICKERS

 

NINA HAGEN / GRACE JONES 2016!!!
“Do The Math Bitches!
NH+GJ= ABMBD
All Basic Motherfuckers Better Duck”

 
LAURIE ANDERSON / DIAMANDA GALAS 2016!!!
“You Are Not Prepared For This Administration”

 

TED CRUZ / ANGELA DAVIS 2016!!!
“The Huh? Whaaa? Party”

 

BERNIE / LEMMY 2016!!!
*a vote for us is a vote for our immortality vats*

 

JINDAL/GAGA 2016!!!
“the .mpeg stays offline until I get elected!”

 

SANTORUM/GAGA 2016!!!
“ditto, but vice versa”

 

CLINTON/LIMBAUGH 2016!!!
“throwback ‘golden-age’ white beefs”

 

TRUMP/VAN WINKLE 2016!!!
“bringing back OUR culture”

 

WALKER/STRIDER 2016!!!
“the half-green, all-mean party”

 

HILLARY CLINTON/ MIKE PATTON 2016!!!
A Vote For Us Is A Vote For EEIGHGUASHUUHHHHoooooo

 

JEB!/ STEPHEN-KING-KILLED-JOHN-LENNON-GUY!!! 2016!!!
“Everything Is Explained In Our Van-I-Festo”

 

WARREN/DMX 2016!!!
“The Great Depression”
DEAD/KARDASHIAN 2016


TRUMP/SIMMONS ~~Richard(_) Gene(_) Russell (_) *check one* 2016!!!!!
 "But Probably Gene, Let's Face It"
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  1. Tzench September 17th, 2015 8:35 am

    I vote Andersson/Galas!

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