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Archive for July, 2016

MICHELLE OBAMA’S DNC SPEECH

MICHELLE OBAMA DNC SPEECH LEAKED FIRST DRAFT OR WHATEVER:   *walks on stage hella fast as if avoiding pursuit from the wings* OK. Three things right off the bat. Shh. Let me speak. OK Let’s see how many of you are applauding a minute from now. OK. OK. Three things. First, nobody should care about […]

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POLITICAL JARGON CHAPTER 1

PEACE: Kill the other guy until he stops fighting back.   UNITY: Make people I don’t like shut the fuck up about their dang problems.   JOBS: Make Americans work more cheaply than Chinese sweatshops! THEN foreigners will open factories HERE.   COMPETITIVE: see Jobs.   RELIGIOUS FREEDOM: People of MY religion are free to […]

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