Tokyo Damage Report

SHIT THAT MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

 A lot of stuff was invented in the USA, and a lot of stuff makes me proud to be American, But I can only think of 10 things that fit BOTH categories:   1) the Simpsons   2) Rap   3) Punk   4) Comic books   5) Stand-up comedy   6) Mad magazine – […]

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2008 summer vacation

ok! SO. No updates for a while. Bloggers commenting about their lack of comments is something of a cliche – who am I kidding? It’s a fucking terrible cliche – but I gotta say at least I have an excuse: earlier this summer, I came down with a bad case of Coolio Beard: . . […]

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HAWAII DAMAGE REPORT.

  WED 6/29 AIRPORT HELL PART ONE Up at 4:30 and if that was not bad enough, already by 6 am the first fuckup occurred-the oakland-bound bus`s driver forgot some luggage, so MY bus had to detour to hand over the misplaced luggage. But by 9 I am on a plane with what has to […]

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America damage report

AKA my spring vacation A blistering yarn of adventures in the land of obese selfish round-eyes and nonstop nightmares!!! and this guy: .   That’s right, clods, I am straight blogging now. also, new entries will be added to the bottom of the page.     man, even the THOUGHT of going back to cali […]

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THE STREETS WILL RUN WITH VOMIT, PISS, BLOOD, AND NOVELTY HATS :

a tale of Vegapocalypse, Dec 31, 1999. John Mink had somehow convinced me to go with himself, Sarah, and Jay to Vegas for the end of the world. The point wasn’t to have fun; who would ever think Vegas was fun?? We were going just to see if we could survive the ordeal. In pop […]

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