April 2, 2004
ENGRISH OF THE DAY:
'sars' graffiti tag, harajuku
EVENT: a la mode night
Nurses who look like they’ve been practicing surgery on themselves, patients who think being broken is ‘cute’, plenty of fake blood and gauze bandages. . . stuffed animals that have suffered grevious bodily harm. . .these are some of the sights at tonight’s [...]
tokyo GARBAGE report #7
special update and stuff
above, yoyogi park garbage dump.
above, cemetary garbage. dead flowers for dead people!
extension, shinjuku, 9/29
smooshy smooshy truck, shinjuku station, midnight.
your blog (my foot shown for size comparison)
yamanote line, 12:30 AM. the rest of the train was packed like a moshpit, except this one car. why is that?
is the best [...]
GRAND FINALE: THE ‘ALL GARBAGE’ TOKYO!
Today’s installment is a bit different. for the big finale (did i mention this is the finale?) instead of a bunch of small pictures, i am uploading a single 1.5 megabite photoshop image which is just disgusting and amazing. or maybe just big. anyway i turned tokyo into an [...]
ok, i’ll attempt a brief taxonomy of japanese garbage, because why?
filth is a great way to learn, stupid! sure, anyone can learn dumb words about ‘which way to the airport?’ and ‘how much is that used panty?’ or whatever, but if we are really going to have international world-type peace, we need to understand each [...]
tokyo GARBAGE report part 3:
since tokyo doesn’t have enough garbage cans, people turn the ‘cargos’ (engrish for ‘the little basket on the front of your bike’) into impromptu waste bins. But only if you’re away from your bike for more than 30 seconds.
here is, for example, a bike left alone for 35 seconds:
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tokyo GARBAGE report part 4:
ok, part 3 was kind of lame. but this new part will rule!!
i was going on a mad, manic-depressive-mood-swing-powered all night bike ride last week and wound up in Hookertown at 3 am. i was like, damn,if the rest of the city’s garbage is dirty,i wonder what the kabuki-cho garbage is [...]