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Norway 666

this trip. . . . it is dildos, page 9   WEDNESDAY   Get up. It is totally raining! Decide to catch up on internet and laundry at the local tourist information shop, which oddly has both! I put my clothes in the washer, come back an hour later. It is still not done! I […]

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Norway 5

this trip. . . . it is dildos, page 7   sunday continued. . . hiking stories!   See the best engrish sign so far, next to a lake: BATNING AND OTHER SEA-ACTIVITES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS AREA BECAUSE OF DANGEROUS ENORENTS BENEATH THE SURFACE.   Norse goats are friendly as hell. Not only […]

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norway 4

this trip. . . . it is dildos, page 5   WEDNESDAY wake up at 5 am so i can check out the amazing desert by the airport. It is totally covered with moss and broken rocks but it has a totally different vibe to the other moss-patch!     At the Iceland airport, I […]

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Norway 3

this trip. . . . it is dildos page 3 TUESDAY rent a car at roughly 5 times the u.s. price. Even though it is my last day here and the national park is like 3 hours away, I am going, damn it, I don’t care how insane it is. It will be light until […]

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Norway panorama photos

  I also got these giant-ass panorama photos i took. from like 180 to 360 degrees. . .too big to fit on this here page. click on them to see the whole thing. bergen lake – bergen lake 2 – bergen city – bergen top mountain – cliff – cliff two – iceland desert – […]

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norway 2

this trip. . . . it is dildos. page 2   MONDAY no time to go to the hospital for my finger, because I have to wake up at 6:00 AM for another tour group. They have this neat rule where , if I overslept or went to the hospital, I would have to pay […]

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norway 1

this trip. . . . it is dildos.   I had to leave Japan until my Visa paperwork came through. What kind of visa? I don’t want to wreck the privacy of my friends. Suffice to say that the new visa involves a ring, a nurse, and a ska band playing "It’s a Pirate’s Life […]

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scandia 4: Inferno Festival 2002

Åt the whårf åreå, they håve å lådy selling bålløøns in the shåpe øf the usuål icøns, pikåchu ånd tweety bird. . . ånd Å CELL PHØNE??? ån inflåtåble 70cm cellphøne?? whåt the fuck is it with these Scåndinåviåns ånd cellies? Øn the wåy tø the gig I påss 5 Jerries (white mån/åsiån wømån) cøuples […]

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scandia trip two: Sweden!!!

totally average Stockholm buildings. STÖCKHÖLM ÖBSERVÅTIÖNS 1) the öld-schööl, brönze-rööf, wåcky gåbles ön everything style årchitecture utterly rules. I didn’t even knöw I like öld stuff but I cån löök åt thåt shit åll dåy löng ånd it döesn’t get böring 2) Stöckhölm is much less eerily hömögenöus thån Helsinki. different råces öccur å little […]

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scandia trip 3: NORGE!!!

.ØSLØ ØBSERVÅTIØNS: 1) it sucks. . 2) There’s nøthing distinctive åbøut it. it cøuld be Chicågø ør Såcråmentø ør sømething. They ønly håd øne museum øpen.   . 3) The metållers here åre super fåshiøn-cønsciøus. The guys håve their leåther trenchcøåts ånd PVC vinyl pånts, which they sømehøw døn’t reålize åre super Depeche Møde. The […]

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Scandia trip one: Finland!

  It wås March 2002. I wås very depressed, ånd cøuldn’t ståy in cåliførniå å secønd lønger. Luckily I’d føund øut åbøut twø metål festivåls in Scåndinåviå. . . . øne wås the NURMI METÅLFEST åt the beginning øf mårch, ånd the øther wås the INFERNØ FESTIVÅL åt the end øf mårch. I went tø […]

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