WaruSaru records
My name is Schultzzz. I've been doing music for most of my life. Here is a page where you can listen to free MP3s of my bands.
chances are if you are reading, you've come here from CALI DAMAGE or T.D.R.. In any case, welcome!
Here's how it works: click on the album cover to see more about the CD.
You can download some of the songs. If you like what you hear, you can order the whole CD. For cheap. email me. tell me what you want.
I'll mail you back, give you my address. you send me a check in the mail.
my email is: eviloverlord@hellokitty.com
BOUNINJOUTO "Tokyo Aizou"11-
My newest thing. 33 songs. Hardcore Punk. All sung in Japanese, and recorded in Tokyo. The whole thing is free.
Advanced Slayerphonics "Criminally Insane Project"
ever wonder what it would be like to be Slayer?
Hear pop music as Slayer hears it!
MISCELLANEOUS "Other Stuff"
songs
I did in 2004-5. Mostly rap, in Japanese and English.
BUSUCHAN "Defrag My Heart"11-song CD.
"insanely
accomplished musically, insanely retarded humoristically . .Wow. Imagine a
one-man Mr. Bungle, but more metal and with (even) more annoying vocals. .
.completely spazzy, twisted and strange -- and unfortunately catchy enough
to get stuck in your head. "-- Aquarius Records
Reviews
STEVEN SCHULTZ "I Forgot To Get A Rap Name!"9-song CD.
Ever wanted to hear a white person rapping about
gay pirates? Or cannibal Eskimos? Or a gothic rapper named CHRISTIAN DEF?
Of course you have. Also includes the non-hit "RAP METAL IS FUNNY"
$10.
PUNY HUMANS
"No One Will Ever Understand Our Genious (sic)"
30% prog rock, 20% death metal, 40% The Big Lebowski, and 10% Mr. Bungle ripoff.
Wait, make that 27% Mr. Bungle ripoff. Includes the hits, "Deicide, at
their Mom's house" ,"Oh, a flesh-EATING Virus!" , "These
would be the house beats you spoke of" and "EAUGHH GLIHH GNEAWWWW!!!!"
$10
STALIN CLAUS SUPERSTAR 56-song,2r Rock Opera
-rock
opera which reveals the secrets of Slim Jims, Retin-A wrinkle cream, Hulk
Hogan, Elves, omelets and MORE!! Black metal and broadway showtunes. 56 songs,
4 CDs, 76-page booklet, all for $15! What were we thinking??? Features over
30 musicians, including members of FLESHIES, YOUR MOTHER, BOBBY JOE EBOLA,
PUNY HUMANS, and MC HAMMER OF MISFORTUNE.
"It's all a surprisingly listenable, nonsencical frolic. . . . and it's worth it to find the hidden humpty hump sample"--. roctober #31
"I have nothing but good things to say about this piece- it's pure genius on all levels. The production is tight all the songs sound full and heavy.'" -- Section M magazine
"So, if you think pro wrestling characters from the '80s are amusing and that the slang term 'hella' is funny and you like Frank Zappa, or if you are simply a connoisseur of the idiotically ridiculous, this is for you!! Don't say we didn't warn you. Basically, if you can stand to listen to the entire thing, you've got problems. " -- Aquarius Records Review
FINKY BINK$: "Finky Bink$ is Charlie Buckett: Cosmonaut"23-song CD.
Ever wanted to hear ANOTHER white person rapping about Canteloupe puddin',
Alfredo Hitchcock, Lego O' Lamb recipies, and spelunking?? Ever wanted to
hear what Stravinsky and Schoenberg sound like set to old-school breakbeats??
Don't lie foo. You have. Includes a version of Bel Biv Devoe's "When
will I see you smile?" $10.
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MO$ART
"Jupiter" Symphony, No. 41 in C major
An
all-time favorite of symphonic repertoires. The "Jupiter" Symphony
is powerful, stately and majestic without ever becoming
redundant or pompous. The music in this symphony is characterized by
its grand, bold sweeps, climaxing in an incredibly complex and phat fugue.
lyrics to unreleased songs, really funny raps and poems, lyrics that you will quote to your friends and then say, 'Yeah, think about it."
e.
Or
you can give up on all this indie label nonsense and go directly to Warner
Brothers. . .
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