JASON KOCOL

Jason really HAS TO TAKE THIS CALL REAL QUICK.

Yes, he's wearing a cummerbund.

Jason Kocol is a composer of a whole unnecessary slew of music. BITCH.

FAVORITE FOOD: sushi, chicken palak curry, and motherfucking pizza

BOOKS: anything Schultz has loaned him; also, Kocol is illiterate

MOVIES: The Big Lebowski, Memento, The Contender, and that one porno
with your mom and the goat

RACES; The Indy 500, rat...oh wait, you meant ETHNICITIES!...well, er...

BLACK METAL BANDS: 'What if I was to kick the ever-loving shit outta
ya?' While that's not a black metal band at all, it happens to be a
favorite JOE PESCI QUOTE!

other BANDS: Mr. Bungle, Gorguts, Astor Piazzolla's New Tango Quintet

SACKS: ball, knap

HOBBIES: Complaining, stinking, bowling

FIRST SONG RECORDED: Rocking out on untitled original songs with my
brothers, circa 1986

LIFETIME RECORD: Maintained a pattern of air flow in and out of nostrils
and/or mouth (NOTE: Still occuring!)

FAVORITE LEBOWSKI SCENE: 'You mean...coitus?'

Here are some more questions:

FAVORITE KICK IN THE JAW: Mine to yours

FAVORITE INTERVAL: Minor second

WORST. EPISODE. EVER.: The one where Hawkeye and the rest of the M*A*S*H crew do something that makes me never want to watch that show at all, even if paid

FAVORITE PUNK-ASS BITCH: You, sucka

Erm, eh...I got nothin'.

contact him at mrkocol@cv.org

or go to his website at www.efmm.org